Epic Sour Pickle Society We are the ESPS...

Being crazy...that's what we do

You must join...or face the evil flying pancakes...alone!

and if you're not carefull, the dark sandwiches WILL take over your mind...you must resist!

Always remember, the shadows are watching (each other)...

the Jedi are purple...

It wasn't my fault!!!...Well maybe it was...

But there are others... darker... and more secret, like the Dark Watchers...

THE PRECIOUSSS! We wants it...

No wait, I AM the preciousss...

NOOO!!!!

Neo is a CHICKEN! When did this happen??*Neo is heard clucking in the backround...*

The Matrix has you...well, the ESPS do anyway...

I am the darkside! I have the lightning!...ZZZHHHTTT

We all speek geek here...you get used to it.

DOOM!!!

But sometimes we can be sane...

Actually...not really.

You will have to face a new terror...

The... HAND

EEK! You must all run in panic from theHAND!

and always watch out for Sauron

He's trying to take over again.

Arm yourselves with cake!

T'is his only...fear.

ITS A RANDOM CONSPIRACY!

It's ALL a conspiracy...