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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 8, 2005 0:35:55 GMT -5
JA: Sure....
Merry: heres your pint!
Pippin: another song......."HOme is behind.......
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 8, 2005 0:37:22 GMT -5
Zelda: oh Linky Winky, where are you?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 8, 2005 15:53:35 GMT -5
*Cy suddely slums down on the table, proactically defeated by reality and a good helping of Supreme Evil.*
Cy: *sigh*...if we imported my reality into this place it'd fry anything.
Luke: that'd be quite a hack, nuv.
Cy: that's what the twins are for. *fingers snap, twins appear* And three of those infamous blue milks, please.
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 10, 2005 1:07:54 GMT -5
Merry: Right away!
Pippin: Never had blue milk....
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Post by Puya89 on Mar 13, 2005 15:13:00 GMT -5
SMeagol: eeeee!
*Smeagol and Gollum walk into the place as if they own it, which they don't, and in fact have no idea what's going on.*
Elan: oh! a club!
Smeagol: i have a bad feeling about this.
Gollum: Look! Aliens!
Smeagol: WHERE?!
Elan: Pint please?
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 14, 2005 13:03:18 GMT -5
Pippin:(finished song) Ah, I need a pint too! Merry! *snaps fingers* hop to it!
Merry: I'm not your servent! *shoves empty pint at him* You work here, get your own!
Ja: Uhg, you two...! Oh , right away Elan! *hurrys off to get Pint*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 14, 2005 18:07:46 GMT -5
Cy: NOOO depressed self, what have you done?! Brought such a reality into an unsuspecting world!
twin#1: the reality has disippated. twin#2: yes it has.
Luke: i knew it would. It can't stand up to Cy very long.
Cy: grr...i mean...thank you? Yo Puya! I know you!
*paradox flies by*
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 20, 2005 23:30:36 GMT -5
Merry: Ducks? where are the ducks? *looks around confuses*
Pippin: No, Merry not ducks, its a Paradox not a pair of ducks!
Merry: ahhh ok. More ale!
JA: I dont want to see another pint for a verry long time........
Zelda: Link, make me one of those sorbet things with the fruit....please......
Merry: But link does not work here.
Zelda: He does now!
JA: um.....I hire people not you Princess! but anyway...Link? Want a job?
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Post by Kora on Mar 21, 2005 21:48:31 GMT -5
KT: *looks in and wonders if she should enter*
Lance: *pushes KT through the door*
Elan: Look, KT! A club!
KT: Oh no...
Elan: *whispers to Mouse* Want some death sticks?
Mouse: KT! ELAN STILL HAS DEATH STICKS!
Elan: SSSHH!
KT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lance: I still don't get that paradox thing...
Elan: *sigh* Thanks a lot Mouse. Anyway, wanna buy some death sticks?
Mouse: No.
KT: ...Sigh...I need a pint. Please?
Elan: With death sticks?
KT: ...I'll think about it.
Lance: ?
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 21, 2005 22:56:56 GMT -5
JA: of course *snaps fingers* M: Yes? Ja: A pint for KT please. M: right away! *brings in pint* here ya go. P: and some Lembas!!*brings in Lembas* Here ye go madam. Zelda: So your a Linky fan too?
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Post by Kora on Mar 22, 2005 21:31:14 GMT -5
KT: LINKY WINKY?! WHERE?! Precioussssss! Lance: ... KT: Oh, thank you Merry and Pippin. Excellent service here! Elan: Yeah! And a good place to sell death sticks! KT: Um...I don't think JA would like that. I KNOW I DON'T! Elan: *gulp* Ok! Mouse: It's not real. Lance: Is too! Mouse: Is not! ectetera, ectetera Mouse: Ha! I win! Lance: *glares*
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 24, 2005 1:47:23 GMT -5
JA: No selling Death Sticks please. thank you KT.
Merry: Whats that? a Death Stick.
JA: you dont wanna know.[mind trick]
Merry: I dont wanna know.
JA: You will clean the kitchen.
Merry: I will clean the kitchen.
Pippin: Whats wrong with him?
JA: dont ask and get us some refills and bread with cheese.
Pippin: Ok.......*runs off to get food*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 27, 2005 12:31:44 GMT -5
Luke: what's a duck?
Cy: [mindtrick] you don't wanna sell me death sticks[/i] i'll have some cheese...yum...
twin#1: it's an unplugged one. twin#2: yes it is. twin#1: we--
Cy: EHM look! new smileys that don't seem to work!
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Post by Kora on Mar 27, 2005 20:12:10 GMT -5
KT: Ooh! NEW SMILEYS! FRODO! ;D Lance: Eew! You notice they always have the same Star Wars--or whatever ya wanna call it--same Star Wars characters over and over but they never have MEEEEE! Mouse: YOU DON'T EXIST!! Lance: I DO SO! Elan: Death sticks? KT NO--DON'T POST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! --No! I said no! And most important JA said no! SO, NO! Lance: May I? KT: Sure. Lance: *mindtrick* You want to go to Youth Group and rethink your life. Elan: I want to go to You-- what's Youth Group? Lance: Whoops! I mean *mindtrick* You want to go HOME and rethink your life. Elan: I want to go HOME and rethink my life *walks out of the inn* Mouse: YAY! PARTY! Ted: Party on dudes! KT: NO! BACK IN THE ASYLUM WITH YOU! You are not a co-author of mine! Leave! Mouse: He looks familar...
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 29, 2005 0:12:06 GMT -5
JA :Cool!!! Its Frodo! Merry: but where is me? pippin: and Me? JA: We'll find you guys
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Post by Puya89 on Apr 20, 2005 15:23:16 GMT -5
*Smeagol and the newly vowel-ed Gollym sit among the dying RPG-type-thing and wait for the Fellowship to appear. In the corner, Aragorn trades his pipe for a more audience-friendly soft candy, taking a hint from Gandalf. The trailer begins.*
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SMeaogl: THe picture I stare at all the time! IT MOVES!!
Gollym, skulking, trying to be in chracter and failing: My preciousss...bacccon....precious....NABNESS! Nab the sword!! MYNE!!
*Aragorn looks up, his face shadowed dramaticly.*
Aragorn: Get your own Blade that was Broken.
Smeagol: No! Tis MY precioussss! *tries to take sword from Gollym*
*By a twist of writer's preference, Gollym doesn't actually have the sword at all. Pandemonium ensues.(pandamonuim=chaos. Pndemonihum(sic)+chaos=...i don't know, but it's coming soon if someone doesn't call the militia or something.*
(sic=Spelling Is Correct. Or 'sick', if you tack on a K, but that'll be more of a mess and less of a solution.)
SMeagol: (energetically) OK!
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Apr 20, 2005 15:57:15 GMT -5
JA: What just happened?? I'm lost.......
Aragorn: I think gollum ate a sword???
Merry: crazy man..............
Pippin: More Ale for everyone! *passes out ale for every one*
Zelda: Mmmmmm!!!! yum!!
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Post by MFB on Apr 21, 2005 14:20:01 GMT -5
MFB: Ah, you learn to just ignore the weirdness and laugh along. Link: GIVE ME BACK MY HAT! *runs after CFK* CFK: AHAHAH! NO ONE CAN STEAL MY FURBYS IF SDOOOOOMM! MFB: I had real alchohol a few days ago...and it tasted like vinegar with ginger ale. Link: MINE! *thud*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 24, 2005 15:54:36 GMT -5
CY; aww, mature MFB. *thwak* BE GOOP!
Luke: she's sleep deprived, Ignore the attempts at combat,
Cy: *yawn* There is no ATTEMPT!
Twin#1: this post was brought to you by the Society for Reactuallizing RPGs. twin#2: they are based in the general area of Google. twin#1: thank you.
Cy: and good night. *yawn*
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on May 4, 2005 0:40:03 GMT -5
JA: My resturant has become a place of randomness.....
Merry: I win!
Pippin: here..
Merry: Thanks
Ja: whats that?
Merry: we had a bet on how long it woulold take this place to become random.. and I won!!
Pippin:Heh......
Var: But I'm here now....whaahahahha!!!
JA: EEPPS!!! Ths darkness!!! *runs and hugs*
Zelda: What was that?
Merry: The darkness is one of her Best Friends.... Pippin: When she is ever soo bored, or depressed, Darkness comes and has a mind of his own.
Zelda: oh..
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