rylevao
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
"Avatar" is the future.
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Post by rylevao on Jan 25, 2010 18:10:18 GMT -5
Ok, well now he poops on your lap instead.
I wish I could paint as well as Piere-Auguste Renoir.
(P.S. Something clever you could have done with the "million bucks" one: Deer bucks!)
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anaraskywalker
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
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Post by anaraskywalker on Jan 27, 2010 13:34:58 GMT -5
You can, but all your work catches on fire and is lost.
I wish I could play my instrument as well as the professionals
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Post by Demarion on Jan 28, 2010 1:51:06 GMT -5
You can, but only in space, where sound doesn't travel. I wish my Buzz Lightyear could actually fly.
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rylevao
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
"Avatar" is the future.
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Post by rylevao on Jan 28, 2010 18:36:09 GMT -5
He can fly... but he flies into a nuclear testing lab and blows Chicago to smithereens.....
I wish I could speak every language in existence (including make-believe ones like Elvish, Na'vi and Klingon)
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jan 28, 2010 20:08:59 GMT -5
You can speak every known language in the existence, but you don't have control of which one your you're speaking in.
I wish for a new cell phone.
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Post by Demarion on Jan 28, 2010 21:43:41 GMT -5
You got one! It's from 1993!
I wish I had a chocolate bar.
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anaraskywalker
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
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Post by anaraskywalker on Jan 30, 2010 17:27:07 GMT -5
You get one. But, it crumles apart as soon as you touch it.
I wish I could go home to my family.
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rylevao
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
"Avatar" is the future.
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Post by rylevao on Jan 31, 2010 19:28:40 GMT -5
You do... your extended family!! Say hello to talkative, annoying relatives!
I wish I had more Karma!
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Feb 3, 2010 0:43:42 GMT -5
You get more Karma but a computer virus erases it as soon as you get it.
I wish for a can of silly string.
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rylevao
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
"Avatar" is the future.
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Post by rylevao on Feb 4, 2010 8:33:16 GMT -5
Ok, you get it, but the silly string has a mind of its own and ties you up!!
I wish I had a Netbook.
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anaraskywalker
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
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Post by anaraskywalker on Feb 5, 2010 16:05:21 GMT -5
You have one, but it doesn't have a battery or hard drive, so it doesn't work!
I wish I had time to read a good book.
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rylevao
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
"Avatar" is the future.
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Post by rylevao on Feb 11, 2010 20:27:06 GMT -5
You have the time... but atomic warfare destroys all "good" books, and you are left with a pile of "______ for dummies" books!
I wish that wishing came naturally to me...
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