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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 13, 2005 19:42:38 GMT -5
Because it is a paradox. Navi has no arms/legs, so there is no physical way she could beat Link up. But here, all things are possible.
Why do, if you put white clothes in the washer with colored clothes, the colors end up on the white?
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Post by MFB on Jan 13, 2005 19:44:50 GMT -5
Because they had that in Spiderman 2; therefore, clothes wish to imitate a cool movie.
Why, when there are no spoons, do people go berserk and the world goes into a state of national chaos?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 14, 2005 15:31:13 GMT -5
Because spoons are cool.. and if we didn't have any we wouldn't be able to talk about them and be happy...
Why do we use our eyes to see??
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Post by MFB on Jan 14, 2005 20:46:38 GMT -5
Because our ears are conspiring.
Why does the english system of measurement even exist?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 14, 2005 21:41:02 GMT -5
Because it can't be called the European metric system.. So, they made it up and conspired againt Europe and gave it to the English...
Why are there conspirices??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 15, 2005 13:58:19 GMT -5
No one knows. It's a conspiracy.
Why do cats have fur in their ears?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 15, 2005 15:38:46 GMT -5
So, if they go outside they, won't get bugs in their ears...
Why is depressio bad??
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Post by MFB on Jan 15, 2005 20:23:30 GMT -5
Because depression caused the Great War of Pickle Sandwiches during 2075, the Second Age.
Why do people write angst?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 17, 2005 19:39:55 GMT -5
Because, they like to be different..
Why do people get confused?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 17, 2005 21:02:11 GMT -5
because they write angst.
Why are numbers fixed constants?
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Post by MFB on Jan 17, 2005 21:04:46 GMT -5
Because the keyboard cursed them...never to be...non-cosntant, until they had fufilled their pledge.  Why does Photoshop cost 600 some dollars?! SHEESH!  |
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 18, 2005 19:10:06 GMT -5
Because the company wanted money... So, they want to charge you as much a spossible without getting too ridiculous...
Why do the planets revolve around the sun?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 18, 2005 20:43:27 GMT -5
because if the suns revolved around the planet, there'd be a lot less alians.
Why is a computer mouse called a mouse?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 18, 2005 22:29:47 GMT -5
Because at night, the mouse un-attachs to the modem and scurries through the house... When, it hears something moving it comes back to its original place... Usually, it un-attachs because it goes to a meeting and makes a lot of sonspiracies along with everyone elses mouse...
Why do we go from morning to midday to evening??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 19, 2005 15:39:32 GMT -5
because, since that blasted chronological disturbance back in 01/2, Time has absolutely no idea what it's doing.
Why are school lunches so bad?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 19, 2005 19:03:43 GMT -5
The lunch people leave everything out so, it can get moldy...
Why is it cold in the winter and warm in the summer??
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Post by Rocky on Jan 22, 2005 22:41:36 GMT -5
Because the solar system changes.
Why is my computer slow?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 23, 2005 11:52:35 GMT -5
The computer is conspiring against you because of something you made it do... ;D
Why does there have to be a blizzerd?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 23, 2005 13:18:06 GMT -5
to bury the recent evidence of the grass turning blue.
Why do we bring trees inside for Christmas?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 23, 2005 15:34:00 GMT -5
They want to get warm and feel loved by being the center peice of Christmas...
Why do we ride sleds?
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