Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Feb 6, 2005 14:13:10 GMT -5
to go to the pink lemonade stand why do we count sheep to fall asleep? <<hey! i rhyme! funness!
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Feb 6, 2005 14:32:26 GMT -5
because it was too hard to count all the matriz symbols going by.
why is the "hi-liter" called a "hi-lighter"
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 6, 2005 15:09:13 GMT -5
it doesn't really hold a liter of anything. So hi-liter, or lighter, or whateva, sounds like it holds more. It's all a marketing ploy.
Why do chickens molt?
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Feb 7, 2005 13:50:56 GMT -5
chickens molt bacause they always get scared out of their feathers.... their pants cant be scared off of them since they dont wear pants.... or do they? ;D why are boys always wrong about girls? *no offense to u esps guys... its the others that are so u guys are awesome!!
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Post by MFB on Feb 7, 2005 13:57:25 GMT -5
lol, thanks Fifi/Mag. ;D Although I bet I'm STILL wrong about girls most of the time. Depending on the situation of the 3rd chair to the right of the said guy, he may or may not be wrong about any girl within a 1,000,000,000.2 mile radius. Why doesn't the Man on the Moon ever come down to visit?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 7, 2005 22:01:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]He thinks that he is cooler than us so, he refuses to come and visit us..[/glow]
Wh7y do we like to be such random people??
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Post by MFB on Feb 7, 2005 22:04:34 GMT -5
Don't ask such things! Lest we question our randomness!
AC, we like to be random because we mere given that burden.
Why do printers print and not dance and prance?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 8, 2005 18:53:23 GMT -5
because Dancer and Prancer the reindeer would then sue them for copyright infringement.
Why is it dark at night?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 13, 2005 12:04:07 GMT -5
The Man on The Moon wanted to have the fame at night but covering the Woman on The Sun.. Why do we ahve to go to school??
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Feb 15, 2005 10:59:25 GMT -5
cuz the teachers wish to brain-wash us all and purge us of our randomness.... and use it for their own pleasures.... dundundunnnnn!!!!! why did the teacher tell the little boy to write "Iwill not be random" 6,000,000,000,000,000,231,755,747.3 times?
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Post by MFB on Feb 15, 2005 13:03:06 GMT -5
Because he was an agent of depression. DOWN WITH DEPRESSION! GLORY TO THE RANDOMNESS! Why did the pickle turn purple and sour...and epic?
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Feb 19, 2005 13:50:33 GMT -5
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 19, 2005 14:13:25 GMT -5
They were designed that way... We are mammals and weren't designed to swim in the water while breathing.. They are fish and have gils and all that special equipment...
Why does BLENNO come in different colors??
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Post by MFB on Feb 19, 2005 14:17:27 GMT -5
It's a goop marketing campaign. ;D
Why does existance befuzzle many?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 19, 2005 14:23:49 GMT -5
Some people don't take the time to understand existance.. Others are not supposed to know about existance.. And we are the lucky ones who aren't befuzzled..
Why do roosters crow?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 19, 2005 15:21:34 GMT -5
to stretch their necks. All those feathers can get kindof itchy.
Why do lights turn on with switches but not when hit with a switch?
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Feb 21, 2005 11:25:40 GMT -5
why not!? everybody has a conspiracy!
why do telephones ring as opposed to say burp... or beep? what if the machines got it wrong...?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 21, 2005 11:28:19 GMT -5
The Machines DID get it wrong. Telephones are supposed to bubble. That's because phish and phone both have a 'ph'.
Why is there a right side up and upsidown when for all we know gravity's got it wrong?
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Feb 21, 2005 12:11:29 GMT -5
more wrong machineness! GRAVITY IS SUPOOSED TO PULL US SIDEWAYS! why did this link smilie die?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 21, 2005 18:38:28 GMT -5
The other smilies were fed up with his talkingness.. so, they killed him..
Why is there different types of music??
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