Rocky
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
curMood[smiley]
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2005 10:41:03 GMT -5
Because winter likes to live a long time.
Why do they not come out with the new Zelda game?
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Post by Spazzy on Mar 29, 2005 13:27:54 GMT -5
They think that you should keep playing this one and don't feel they should have to come out with a new one..
WHy does chicken taste so good??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 12, 2005 11:14:32 GMT -5
*sigh* and i thought we went over this already. Because the machines are DUMB.
Why read Romeo and Juliet?
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Post by Spazzy on Apr 12, 2005 15:21:05 GMT -5
It is romantic and the teachers know that some students don't like romance stories...
Why does paint hate certain people?
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evabear
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
dooms day is coming-- but AC, we dont exist <3 THEcurMood[cheesy]
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Post by evabear on May 3, 2005 16:58:28 GMT -5
I think because some people bang it around and the paint has some feelings and it knows when it is getting hurt..
Why is there a reality wold??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on May 5, 2005 18:14:41 GMT -5
because once upon a time there was this guy, and he couldn't see. So he invented something to see. That's the reality wold. Very different from the wold matrix, mind you...
why are some songs better than others?
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Post by Jaina~ timesplitter on May 29, 2005 16:43:27 GMT -5
Because there are good singers like Weird Al, and there are bad ones like William Hung.
Why are there countries, land divisions, states, grand divisions, counties, cities, towns, neighborhoods, streets, then houses?
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Post by Puya89 on May 30, 2005 12:12:29 GMT -5
there is no why. ...because without land devisions, there would be land multiplications. And if you read our Noah fic you find out why that would be a very bad idea. Why is gravity attractive?
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Post by Spazzy on May 31, 2005 9:50:52 GMT -5
Cause gravity helps people do lots of things..
Why do we look at the sky and not be able to see the universe??
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kanedbydemons
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
Humm... Hummm... Hummmm...
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Post by kanedbydemons on Jun 6, 2005 5:54:59 GMT -5
Because the Universe is hiding from us.
Why do school computers only work when you don't need them and only break when you do need them?
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Post by Puya89 on Jun 12, 2005 15:03:42 GMT -5
Smeagol: there is no why! Gollym: because, decades ago, the comps made a pact with the teachers. If they won't work for students, there'll be less papers to grade. Never mind the students' frustation, it works out well for the teachers. What do the computers get out of this? This remains to be seen...
Why does Grievous cough?
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kanedbydemons
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
Humm... Hummm... Hummmm...
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Post by kanedbydemons on Jun 20, 2005 7:12:18 GMT -5
Because he stupidly believed the guy who told him that it was cool to sound like you were dying.
Why is orange orange?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jun 22, 2005 12:52:41 GMT -5
Because if it wasn't, the joke that ends with "Orange you glad I didn't say banana" wouldn't work at all.
Why does swimming make you feel like you're in zero gravity?
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Post by MFB on Jun 25, 2005 13:50:56 GMT -5
Because the Dinosaurs disrupted the flow of water when they...disinitigrated?
Why do cups leak?
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Post by InnocentDarkSassy on Jun 26, 2005 17:13:28 GMT -5
Because cups weren't meant to be drinkin from. Why do bandaids hurt when you pull them off???
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Rocky
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
curMood[smiley]
Posts: 116
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Post by Rocky on Jul 10, 2005 11:48:38 GMT -5
Because there sticky. Remember to rip them off.
Why is The Princess of Koradok so obsesed with the Phantom of the opera?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jul 10, 2005 13:20:13 GMT -5
*waves and jumps* Oh, I know this one, I know! Because he's LUKE SKYWALKER in Reign of Fire, and she flirts with Luke at my house.. *evil grin*
Why do printers sometimes print in color when you want black and white, and/or vice versa?
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Post by InnocentDarkSassy on Jul 10, 2005 14:42:40 GMT -5
Cuz they r stupid machines that don't have brains to think with. Why are there vyrus's for computers?
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Absolon
Jedi Knight Who Says Ni
I can no longer see him from afar.
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Post by Absolon on Jul 22, 2005 19:33:33 GMT -5
So that we can overthrow the MACHINES!!! Why, when people are in the left turn lane, do they put their blinkers on?
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Jul 22, 2005 20:44:28 GMT -5
b/c if you dont the dark lord Saurn will eat you!
Why are Smufs blue?
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