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Post by nighthawk on Nov 4, 2009 9:01:17 GMT -5
Chicken R2: -walks in beeps, turns around, extends duster arm..and begins...erm...dusting...- Random Bartender Pirate: Arrghryarr? Beer? Ale? ESPS Barrr re openarr!
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 4, 2009 13:00:27 GMT -5
*surreptitiously sneeeeeaks in* Wonder if I'm allowed in here...
Ooh! Droid!! *flings self at Chicken R2*
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Post by nighthawk on Nov 4, 2009 18:49:31 GMT -5
Chicken R2: -beeps and extends duster arm to ward off the foe...yet fails miserably, ends up getting knocked down and flails like...like....like...dare I say it...? Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar after he got into problems with the mafia! @.@-
Random Bartender Pirate: Araharr! Drinks?
Random Bruce Lee: -comes in, punches hole in wall-
Random Bartender Pirate: o.O
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 4, 2009 19:18:47 GMT -5
Awww, it's so adorable! *clings*
*watches Random Bruce Lee punch a hole in the wall* ...I hope I'm not going to be held responsible for that.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 6, 2009 10:22:02 GMT -5
*enters, looks around,smiles*
Yaaarrrrgh! I knew that wall was there for something! Drinks for all!
*leans on bar, trips over chicken!R2, flails*
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 6, 2009 11:42:46 GMT -5
*helps Cy up*
Oops...sorry Cy. I knew I'd be the death of you someday...
...Can I get a lemonade? With a paper umbrella on the top? Gotta have the paper umbrella.
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Post by nighthawk on Nov 6, 2009 15:10:21 GMT -5
Chicken Maul: -comes, in looks around for someone, leaves-
Random Bartender Pirate: Arghhhaharr! Drinks for all! -passes out drinks and a little purple lemonade with a umbrella on top-
Random Chuck Norris: -comes in, kicks Random Bruce Lee's butt, rights Chicken R2, leaves through roof with Jetpack...wait that's not Chuck Norris! That's JAAAANGO FETTTT!-
Nighthawk: -fanboy scream and passes out-
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 6, 2009 15:31:39 GMT -5
Woot, purple lemonade!
Wait...purple...lemonade? *gives Random Bartender Pirate a weird stare*
*pours lemonade on Nighthawk's face* Get a hold of yourself, man! The second-most-awesome bounty hunter in the galaxy is nothing to lose consciousness about!
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Post by nighthawk on Nov 7, 2009 20:46:21 GMT -5
Nighthawk: -snaps awake-
WAIT!!!! second best! Don't give me the Boba Fett stuff either...he is, after a clone!
And yes, purple lemonade! Isn't it pretty?
-drinks purple lemonade-
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 7, 2009 21:23:22 GMT -5
Err, wait, I'm confused, do you or don't you want me to loudly proclaim that Boba Fett is clearly the most awesomest bounty hunter in the entire history of the galaxy?
Because either way I will.
I'm just saying, Jango's close, but Boba will always be #1 in my book.
*holds up a coloring book with BOBA FETT IS #1 scribbled on one of the pages* See?
*watches Nighthawk drink the lemonade curiously* ...What does it taste like?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 8, 2009 9:40:03 GMT -5
*stands up* Cy: Thanks, surfersquid! (Can I call you squid?)
The AotC-style foreshadowing manifests as a sudden burst of localized prose.
Cy rushes to Random Bruce Lee's side and hands him a Random Chicken Maul feather that fell on the floor. KotOR-style green numbers appear above his head as he regains health points.
Returning to the bar and sniffing the lemonade, Cy exclaims "It takes like PURPLE!"
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Post by nighthawk on Nov 8, 2009 22:05:45 GMT -5
Woah! A chicken Maul feather! Chance of survival if you use one of those is +45.2 (Repeating, of course) better! If only Leroy had used one!
Jango Fett: -walks in and uses awesomeness to erase all memory of Boba Fett from the universe-
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 9, 2009 10:43:10 GMT -5
Muttering Men in Black quotes and something about being Hatian'ed, Cy shakes her head, feeling like she forgot what she was going to say. "Man", she says, "there are so many ways in fiction to lose memories."
She nabs a sharpie from the nearby Sharpie Container of Holding and begins to write out +/-45.222222....on the bar counter, which by now is liberally covered with writing and drawings in various languages.
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 9, 2009 12:46:46 GMT -5
*massages temples to get rid of migraine* Whoa...why do I feel like I used to have a favorite Star Wars character and then I forgot about them? ...Oh well.
*grabs a Sharpie, sits next to Cy, and starts doodling poorly-drawn stick figures holding lightsabers* Sure, you can call me Squid! I can think of worse things to be called. Like Noodles, or Chuchu. Or maybe even Steve.
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Post by Morndakiél on Nov 9, 2009 15:36:35 GMT -5
*skulks in wearing a cowl and a sheepish expression*
*surreptitiously thefts Sharpie and begins to doodle on the wall*
*sigh* It's hard to be serrepticious with all this narration.
Myspelling vyrus: FWIP
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 9, 2009 16:17:05 GMT -5
*waves congenially* Hullo, surreptitious-type person! Look out for the chatspeak fairies. They're known carriers of that virus. You can usually keep them away, though, if you have enough Gatorade and garlic shaped like mushrooms.
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Post by nighthawk on Nov 9, 2009 22:26:26 GMT -5
-gasps and reaches hand out shakily, then collapses-
Now if only I had that huttese dictionary....
-pokes Morn as if a ghost has just floated into the room-
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 10, 2009 11:02:19 GMT -5
I only know like...two words in Huttese. Neither of which are very helpful in situations where you don't want to get punched in the face.
*joins in the Morn-poking, for no real reason other than I like to poke people*
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Post by Morndakiél on Nov 10, 2009 17:38:18 GMT -5
Morn's eyes narrow. "Grr. Stop that and I'll give you a Huttese dictionary!"
She Force-pulls one from the library across the hall and taps nighthawk on the head with it.
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Post by surfersquid on Nov 10, 2009 18:22:54 GMT -5
*stops poking* Hehe, sorry...I just had to jump on the bandwagon.
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