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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jul 17, 2007 15:36:02 GMT -5
TALK TO YOURSELF! If anyone cares to join, go ahead.
(This is certainly NOT a blatantly sarcastic comment on the peoplelessness of my dear site.)
This one's for you, Sar Sha.
Thank you, the management.
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jul 17, 2007 16:23:38 GMT -5
Jedi Sar: *Eyes gleaming with joy followed by loud shout of joy!*
Me: The freedom!
I: The freedom, the freedom!
Myself: This might be fun. As long as you two keep it fairly sane we should be in good shape.
(Turns to see Me and I jumping in circles chanting "We are free, we are free")
Myself: *Water drop over head* Well at least they are not getting into trouble.
Me: Hey if we get a really big rocket and strap ourselves to it we could go to the moon.
I: Yeah!
Jedi Sar: This is not going to end well.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jul 17, 2007 16:35:24 GMT -5
(Oh, yeah, double posting is allowed here if you need.)
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jul 17, 2007 16:45:29 GMT -5
Myself: That is a great help since it might take some space to keep up with these two.
Me: *taps on Myself's shoulder* Do you have tape?
Myself: Why?
Me: I don't have enough string for both Me and I.
Myself: You still trying to get that going to the moon thing to work? You don't have a rocket.
I: We are going to make one.
Myself: From what?
Me: Bubble gum, shoe laces, tape, cardboard, tin cans, old car parts and a paper clip.
Jedi Sar: Guys I don't think that is going to work.
I: We can do it just watch.
Me: Come on I. We have two weeks until lift off. If Myself and Sar don't want to go-we will go without them.
Myself: *Looking over to Sar* "How long until they give up? I mean it's a waste of time."
Jedi Sar: *Shrugs* Want to play tic-tak-tow?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 15, 2007 2:27:18 GMT -5
First day of school. They thought they had all their supplies. They thought this year would be like all the others. They were wrong!
Teacher: Class, my name is Manntrainariess Yarntir Cranlingate. You will address me as such if you have any questions. There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are only dumb ones.
Me: How do you tell the difference?
Teacher: That would be a stupid question.
Me: Oh. *Water drop* <Still does not understand the what the difference is>
Teacher: *Clearing throat* Young lady, from now on you will address me by my name. Do I make myself clear?
Me: Crystal clear.
After teacher turns to the board.
I: This teacher is mean. *Rests head on hands*
Me: Yeah. I wonder if she is a long lost Sith.
I: She is old enough.
Myself: You two need to be quiet before she hears you.
Me: Like she can hear us whispering.
I: Yeah.
Teacher: *Evil glare* I'm so glad I'm the subject of topic today. You three can be given the honor of staying after class to spend some quality time with me since you seem to not want to pay attention to today's lesson.
I and Me: *Groans*
Myself: *Sigh*
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 6, 2009 22:16:44 GMT -5
I: Hey look how far we have come! Why look I had braces back then!
Myself: Those were paper clips and gum you stuck to your teeth out of boredom.
Me and I: Really?
Myself: Yes.
Me: Huh. What about that time we built our rocket and the next day it took off without us?
Myself: You built it next to the curb and the trash man thought it was being throw out.
I: That's no fun! We work hard on that thing.
Me: Yeah...that was a lot of work.
Myself: *Water drop* No comment.
Jedi Sar: Hey guys! Have not seen you three in a while. What's up?
I: SAR SHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bear hug*
Jedi Sar: Can't breath! Can't...
Myself: I, stop it! She needs air.
I: Sorry, but it is sooooooo lonely here when no one posts.
Me: No joke. I've been waiting here for two years! No one whats to talk with us any more.
Myself: Hey come on. Sar talks to us. Remember when we were invited over to her house and you two jumped on her bed until it nearly broke?
I and Me: Yeah!
Jedi Sar: Oh yes. I remeber that little...*glances at the puppy eyed looks on I and Me's faces* adventure. Yes adventure. You two kept my room very...lively.
I: Hurray! Sar likes us!
Me: Love you Sar.
Jedi Sar: *Looks over at Myself*
Myself: Hey, someone has to look out for them. I do my best here but they listen to you...mostly.
Jedi Sar: Okay...I love you guys too.
Cheers from all three.
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 7, 2009 11:37:37 GMT -5
Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.
*marks some things down on a notebook*
This specimen exhibits unique habits contrary to the Websters Clause page 3, Section 1. Unlike its most similar relative, adjunta homo sapiens, this specimen has an extremely long life span of 2+ years, exact life span unknown. The specimen is lively during hours of the night, and tends to sleep during the day.
End Notes
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 8, 2009 19:43:22 GMT -5
Myself: *Looks right at nighthawk as he is taking notes and raises an eye brow.*
Me and I: HELLO PERSON WHO we DON'T KNOW!
Myself: *Rubs her ears to stop the ringing in them* Stop yelling you two. He can hear you just fine...or at least he might have. I'm not sure if he's half deaf now from you two screaming like that.
I: Oh...sorry nighthawk.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Myself: Anyway, welcome to the thread nighthawk. As you may see, the three of us are different "parts" of Jedi Sar Sha's personality. I'm the more mature side of her, I is the childish side, and Me..well she is the middle ground I guess.
Me: I tend to wonder about with I more times than not. She has had an influence on me so I tend to act out a lot.
Myself: That is all too true. All in all we are an okay group...a little on the random/spontaneous side perhaps, but a good group once you get to know us.
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 9, 2009 10:02:40 GMT -5
Well I figure my former grammar professor wouldn't like hearing about me fraternising with an I a me and myself, so lets just keep this between us.Though now you've made this a false thread, as its not a talk to yourself. AGGGHHH The HORROR! But no, i'm fine. Ever heard of suicide? You probably have. Well, in Afghanistan, a military comitted suicide. Can't blame em really. Oh, and you know Hawks right? Ever see one? Well they're pretty cool. *rambles*
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 9, 2009 11:50:58 GMT -5
I: What's a hawk?
Me: A turtle I think.
Myself: *Groans* Its a predatory bird. Don't you remember reading about them in biology class?
I: Was that the class we added the pretty colors together to make things explode?
ME: No I...that was chemistry. What Myself is talking about was the class that had the glob of chewed bubble gun under PC Gate's desk.
Moment of silence as Myself stares at the two.
Myself: Yes...that would be the class I'm talking about.
I: That glob was creepy. It always seemed to look at you during class.
Me: It was not nearly as creepy as our gym teachers toe ja.....
Myself: Stop right there! I don't need the mental picture, please! Do you or do not remember the bird?
I and Me: Ahhh...no.
Myself: *Sigh* Moving on. The thread is not a lie since you talked to yourself at the end of your post.
Me: Hurray for loop-holes!
I: Myself your so smart. *Hugs Myself*
Myself: *Gasping for breath* So feel free to talk to Your Me, Myself and I. You can even give them names if you so desire. Sar Sha never gave us names.
Me: Hey Myself...may I get a pet?
I: Oh, I want a pet guinea pig!
Myself: Where am I going to get those? Sar Sha is the only one who can give you outside items.
Me: You can ask her to give us one!
Myself: I can't make her come her though. She comes and goes at will. I don't know when she will be back.
Jedi Sar: When who gets back?
Me and I: Sar Sha! Myself wants to ask you something.
*Sar looks at Myself*
Myself: They want me to ask you if you could bring them a guinea pig as a pet.
Jedi Sar: "Well..."
Me and I: "Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jedi Sar: "Okay, but it won't be until I visit next time. Okay? And you will have to take care of it."
Me and I: "Okay, we will!"
Myself: "I just hope you know what your doing. For my sake and the guinea pig's."
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 10, 2009 9:01:19 GMT -5
*sits down and pours some tea*
Don't suppose you like tea, eh chaps?
Mmmm? Well to be honest me mateys, I don't really like tea. Yarrggh.
And eh, I hab a fan on right now, and it sometimes makes me sneeze. And y'all know I sometimes wonder if the fan is blowing dust at me, or what? And you know I still I haven't figured that out.
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 18, 2009 23:51:32 GMT -5
*Sar walks in to the sound of dishes breaking in the background and two girls laughing.*
Jedi Sar: What's going on in here?
Myself: *Cleaning up the broken dishes* Our newest edition to the family is running loose in the thread and is leaving a wake of destruction, that's what's going on here.
I: Snowball! Where did you go?
Me: He went this way I!
*Whistling sounds from under the bed*
Jedi Sar: *Looks at Myself* How are you holding up?
Myself: *Throwing away the piece into the trash* Fine. You?
Jedi Sar: I'll be going back to school here in a little bit. I'll be taking a zoology class so that should be fun.
Me: Hey will you be going to the zoo?
Jedi Sar: I don't think so...but I might go there some time later this year.
I: *Holding a fluff white guinea pig* Can we take Snowball to the zoo?
Jedi Sar: No. But I can bring pictures of the animals from zoo back for him.
Me: Can you bring us another pet?
Jedi Sar: *Looks over at Myself who now has a very "Don't you dare" look to it*
Ah...I think one guinea pig is enough for now.
I: You should bring us a tiger! That would be so cool.
Jedi Sar and Myself: Never going to happen...
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 19, 2009 0:03:02 GMT -5
Are we talking Kung fu or regular tiger here. Not that I could ever *coughhookyouupwithonecough*
*whistles innocently*
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 19, 2009 0:09:25 GMT -5
*All eyes turn to Nighthawk*
I: What does he mean by that?
Me: Can he really bring us one?!
Myself: No! Absolutely not.
Jedi Sar: I, a tiger is a lot of responsibility. Learn to take care of Snowball first. Okay?
I: Okay...
Jedi Sar to Myself: Wow that went smoother than I thought.
Me: *Talking to Nighthawk with an aside* Bring two please. A white and an orange one if you can.
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 19, 2009 0:13:15 GMT -5
I think i've been abducted...
*brings two tiger cubs, one african, one siberian*
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 19, 2009 0:19:10 GMT -5
Me: GUYS! Nighthawk is in trouble!
Myself: He said he thinks he's been abducted. That doesn't mean his really in trouble...yet.
I: Wow Me. You must really be worried about him to be acting like this.
Me: Yeah...*thinking about helping Nighthawk and getting her precious new pets*
Jedi Sar: If he don't turn up in a few minutes we go look for him okay?
All agree to help.
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 19, 2009 0:25:19 GMT -5
*comes back in munching an imaginary cookie*
I gotta say this cookie is really good. Powers of imagination FTW!
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 19, 2009 0:44:37 GMT -5
Me: Psst...Nighthawk where did you put the tig...oh look cookies! May I have one?
I: Snowball loves them.
Me: I! Go over there and play with Snowball. I need to talk to Nighthawk alone.
I: Why?
Me: *Looking around* Because he has something special for us okay.
I: Is it more cookies?
Me: We'll see okay...
I: Alright.
Me: And don't tell Sar or Myself about this!
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 19, 2009 0:46:28 GMT -5
*hands cookie*
Cookies FTW!
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 19, 2009 0:58:09 GMT -5
Me: These are very good cookies. Where did you get them?
*Something fuzzy brushes against leg*
Me: Ah...Nighthawk? How many animals did you bring back? And how big are they.
*Afraid to look at what might eat her*
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