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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Aug 26, 2005 22:53:43 GMT -5
72. Tell the resturant it's your birthday everytime you go there just to get a free dessert.
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The Two
Blenno Agent
If you can read this than you need to talk to a shrink now!
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Post by The Two on Jan 15, 2006 17:39:34 GMT -5
73. When someone asks for a spoon reply there is no spoon repeat till they choke you to death or give up.
74. tee off security guards by bringing a bag full of squirt guns through the baggage X-ray machine, when they ask what they are pull 2 out from your coat pocket and squirt them.
75. Go to NASA HQ and asks for a 1-way ticket to coruscant.
(note: I'm not liable if you try any of these)
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 3, 2006 8:06:53 GMT -5
"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
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Post by chickens...... on Apr 21, 2006 23:37:45 GMT -5
76. Do anything any of these things say to.
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on May 25, 2006 22:42:59 GMT -5
77. Breath helium then make prank calls while your voice is insanely high pitched.
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Post by Agathos Arete on May 30, 2006 18:37:03 GMT -5
78. Host a shaving cream and biscuit war like the one our youth group had a few months ago.
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Post by MFB on May 31, 2006 15:25:14 GMT -5
79. Act like a mime for an entire day. 80. Play video games upside down...you know, with your head on the couch cush...cushon...ACK! CAN'T SPELL CUSHON! MY LIFE IS OVER! 81. If someone buys you a cheeseburger, reply "Awwwwwww, it's got CHEESE on it!" when they ask if you don't like it, reply "*sigh* it's alright, just next time get me one without cheese." (Heh, had a little kid say this while he was spending the night...parents were not impressed. WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS?!?) 82. When someone smiles at you, respond with the cheesiest, worst smile you can conjure, while still looking remotely like a smile. Try making it look like it takes effort. 83. Two words: Warm Mayo. *shudders*
P.S. The square root of all evil is 25.806975801127880315188420605149.
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Post by chickens...... on Jul 31, 2006 2:17:06 GMT -5
84. get in a big crowd of older ppl and yell "daddy" (see how many ppl turn around) 85. tell a blond a really insulting blond joke (see if they get it) 86. go up to some random person and start crying and falling all over them, when they ask wats rong say "the british are coming! the british are coming!"
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