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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 4, 2004 18:27:16 GMT -5
<<spelling, Kelf, spelling. To everybody else, this is based on a LARPG the original ESPS made one night a long time ago. Yaz, myself, the Sith char and one of her henchmen are taken by people who havn't shown up yet, but otherwise, have at thee! this is really random.>>
It was a dark and cool night on a primitive planet called "earth"when Xaria stood before the two small rocks on which stood a dark figure. "i have the power...the power of SANDWICHES!" The Sith/wraith thing screamed. Xaria was trying to resist, trying so hard...but the lure was strong...
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 4, 2004 18:33:41 GMT -5
<<EARTH! what are we doing here! isnt the planet we're on, small, and origional!? oh well...>>
yaz was disgused at the whole thing. "ergh! padawan, the sandwiches are NASTY! you dont want sandwiches..." she waved her hand in xarias direction... although, there was much distraction while doing this as yaz watched the crazy, gone evil, padawan chew on preciouss death sticks, in a most un respecting fashion...
<<what did i spell wrong!?>>
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 4, 2004 18:52:24 GMT -5
>>but it was always earth! the "primitives"? and you spelled it "snadwiches." SNADwiches.">>
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 4, 2004 23:00:11 GMT -5
((Explain what's going on here, and how on earth I get a character inso an inside joke, and I'll join, and warp you all with the power of garlic and green dye. *snrks* GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heeheehee.))
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 6, 2004 13:10:55 GMT -5
<<*sigh* i realized after i told THE to start this that it really was a bad idea...but we'll work with it. the premise of the RP original was this: Yaz and I were exploring this , so I guess it's some little random place and not earth, planet. There was also this Sith, who was there for some reason we didn't know why, and who apparently hasn't gotten on line yet but is going to, really she is. What she was there for, we discovered, was to harness the power of the Sandwich Making Sith Machine. Xaria is tempted by the sandwiches because she has this thing with threatening to go to the dark side for dramatic possibilities. *gasp* there's the long explanation...enter the continuation. maybe. >>
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 6, 2004 14:21:54 GMT -5
<<true enough... ok, so this is someplace else...>>
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 6, 2004 18:20:07 GMT -5
((*blinks* I think that made sense. Oh well, I'll find a way to work Tiana in... someday... soonish...))
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 7, 2004 9:30:14 GMT -5
venerable Master Yaz, howabouts you start over. at somewhere slightly sane.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 7, 2004 14:57:58 GMT -5
ok so i'm starting it over.
Xaria emerged from the ship she had arrived in with Yaz. The planet looked completely empty, though signs of life had been detected on the way down.
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 7, 2004 19:14:29 GMT -5
master yaz followed xaria quietly, searching for signs through the force...she could tell there was stuff here, maybe evil stuff, but what, she could not tell...
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 7, 2004 22:01:42 GMT -5
((Was waiting for the other Sith to post so I'd know what I was up to, but I'm too lazy to wait. Um... never mind. Posting...))
Tiana paced around in circles, admiring the dark, evil, and foreboding that her Sithly self cast in the dark, evil, and forebodingly dark clothing that the past-tense Padawan was now wearing. "Now why didn't I turn Sith ages ago?" she mused, wondering about this new issue. "I mean, Sith clothing is sooooo much cooler than Jedi gear."
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 8, 2004 16:18:20 GMT -5
<<yeah i dont know where muffinwraith is...ill get after her...but the sith are using the power of a dark machine thingy, (sandwiches involved w/ it) to corrupt (sorta) people/amimals/whatever to a darkish side>>
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 8, 2004 18:08:29 GMT -5
LOL!
Xaria peered through the darkness. "I think...yes. There used to be some kind of artifact on this planet..something old and Sith. But it must be gone now." She began to walk, muttering under her breath, "It'd reallly make a nice plot point though..."
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Post by MFB on Nov 8, 2004 19:06:30 GMT -5
((Sorry to intrude on your dramatic...pacing, everyone. But I've gotta intruduce my character before I have to get off. Anyway, Link's starting out on the other side of the planet, or someting, so feel free for new people to meet him or old people, or maybe he'll just find his way to everyone else. Who knows! Anways, here I go! ;D))
Link awoke from his unconciousness. "Where am I?" He thought to himself. As he looked around he saw trees and ferns around him. Mists swirled in the distance. He was in a forest, but not his familar Kokiri Forest. No, this was certenly somewhere else. Without his ocarina, ((read Link's profile if you don't know)) he couldn't escape the planet. He did notice something that perked up his spirits, the smell of..."BACON!," he yelled. He arose and followed the friendly aroma, walking beside a small stream that seemed to be heading in that direction.
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 8, 2004 21:05:06 GMT -5
<<oooooh! goodness!>>
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Post by MFB on Nov 8, 2004 21:06:58 GMT -5
((Why thanks...even though I would've liked to have a three-page description of the surroundings, but this'll have to do. ))
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Post by MFB on Nov 8, 2004 23:52:40 GMT -5
((I'm gonna continue with Link's story now. I'm bored and have nothing better to do. ;D))
Link reached a large pond in the center of the forest. He was now lost and confused. He had been to this exact spot five times. He was going in circles. He paused to catch his breath then continued down the path. He took a right, walked, left, walked, ran into a tree, waked, then came to a standstill. In front of him was a large building, covered with moss and all sorts of plant life. He ducked behind a large stone and looked about. There were no signs of life, not even a footstep, yet Link felt a certain aura in the air, and it wasn't the bacon. He could feel that there were enemies about. He cautiously walked into the building and unsheathed the Master Sword. He snuck around a corner and crept along in the darkness. He was outside a door, he could tell, and heard voices coming from inside. The voices he heard were dark and menacing. The dialogue went something like this:
"Sir, we have scouted the area, but there are no signs of the lost Metroid."
"Your party isn't searching hard enough! What if Command hears about this?! They'll be outraged! Our lives are at stake here! It's bad enough that phazon batch 0534.T is lost as well."
"Sir, I though that Commando Squad 46 had found it."
"That's not even the half of it. They found it, but were killed in action. We are certain that it was the other life-forms."
A different voice seemed to have just entered the room via a different door.
"Sir, we have just received reports of Metroid sightings in sector 192. Should we begin scouting to see if this claim is true?"
"No, skip the scouts. Send Space Pirate Troop 78 out immediately. I want those Metroids back in our facility."
"Yes, sir!"
Footsteps are heard leaving the room.
"Commando 456, you are dismissed. And make sure you don't fail this time, or I'll be searching for a new Commando Lieutenant."
"Y-yes, sir!"
The door in front of Link opened with a crash, and Link jumped into the shadows. Out emerged a Space Pirate, of Commando rank. He featured a slender, stick-like body, red and black in color, with a large gun serving in place of his left hand. Link watched for an opening and quickly ran to the other side of the large room. He found a door that was ajar, and hid inside...
((I'll continue it later. As for now, just know that Space Pirates are interstellar thieves who harness the energy of Metroids to power their machines. Metroids are energy-based organisms that suck energy out of beings, killing them in the act. Phazon is a vivid-blue, jelly-like substance that the Space Pirates mine from planets with it in their core. It is poisonous if infused incorrectly, but when one is intoxicated in the right manner, phazon will slowly mutate the subject, at the same time increasing its strength and vitality. Yeah...so now I'm mixing other things into your guys RPG...hope you don't mind. It just seemed to fit. Sorry! ;D))
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 9, 2004 0:08:16 GMT -5
((I don't think it really matters, as I'll probably be doing so as well... only because my character is in a TON of other RPGs... just the first time she's ever been as a Sith. I think.))
Admiring an evil reflection was one thing, and it was entertaining to observe your shadow on the wall when you were wearing a cool, shiny, cloak-- but it still took up time. E-Padawan (the E now standing for Evil) Tiana Elass quickly found herself wondering what was going on in the meantime.
She closed her eyes and reached out with the Force--
And her eyes snapped open a moment later. "Jedi," the new-Dark-turned Jedi muttered, resting one hand on her lightsaber which had been hastilly dyed red and black. Green still showed through on the crystal, making it look remotely like a Christmas ornimant when turned on. "They must be after the sandwitches."
She contamplated this for a while, sitting down on the floor in a mock-meditation pose. And shrugged. "Oh well, we'll manage." Tiana levitated some garlic over and began munching on it. "After all, we Sith can handle anything."
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 9, 2004 15:09:14 GMT -5
Xaria was trying to sneak through the forest, quietly, quietly...CLUCK! Something slammed into her and she fall over, instinctively grabbing the thing. It struggled, clucking madly, and turned out to be a large, white chicken. "What in the seven...?"
<i have succombed to the randomness.>
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Post by MFB on Nov 10, 2004 0:59:59 GMT -5
((lol, that was great with the chicken thing, Skywalker. You know I'll use that...Cuccos, anyone? BTW, I'll be using my script-style of writing from now on. It's much easier and more efficient for me. ;D)) Link looked around the random room he had just entered. It seemed to be one of their main command centers, as there were tons of computers in the area. Link investigated one, pressed a button, and a hologram with a large, spherical map came up. Link: AHHHH!!!! ATTACK OF THE EVIL SHINEY THING!--Oh...a map. (Energetically) Ok! Link noticed a blinking dot on the area that marked his current position: Space Pirate Mining station 24.L. He looked at the map further and noted the large dot that was marked "Space Pirate Troop 78." He pondered for a moment, deciding whether or not to follow them. He was smart enough to know that he couldn't take out an entire troop of Space Pirates, but he had no other clues to follow. Before deciding on a concrete answer, Link investigates some of the other data systems. This one seemed to contain blue-prints for... Link: Sandwiches?! Why would the Space Pirates... Suddenly, a narrated description of the prints began. [glow=purple,2,300] Female-Sounding Computerized Voice: Designs for Phazon Sandwiches...commence data description. Phazon Sandwiches...infused with phazon, the sandwiches are used to feed phazon-bred organisms. Command has authorized mass production of these mechanisms for both phazon infusion and sustentation. Information regarding the usage of these mechanisms as weapons in still being processed by Command. Readout, complete.[/glow] The narration ceased. Link stood there for a moment with his eye thingyed. Link: Ooookaaaay...sandwiches as weapons?! These Space Pirates have got some strange ideas... Link heard footsteps coming from outside the room. He quickly darted behind some large crates and waited. The Pirates entered the room. They were of Trooper rank, clad in gray and black, and there were three of them. Pirate Trooper 576: Hey, Larry, what are we here for? Larry: Harold! Can't you remember anything? Boss said an unauthorized person was hacking into our computers! Harold: Ooohhh...What does that mean? Ronaldo: Yeah...What does it mean? Larry: Er...I dunno. Oh well! No one's here...so let's go. Ronaldo: You know, they really gotta start paying us more for these kinda jobs... The Space Pirates leave the room. Link quietly crept out his hiding spot and snuck his way out the front entrance. Link: If I hurry, I might still be able to catch those Troopers! ((yaaaaaaaaawn...Yeah, my part is still dragging out and all...It'll get better...I think. ;D))
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