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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Nov 3, 2005 19:11:40 GMT -5
It makes them look cute.
Why does a lightsaber hum?
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Post by Morndakiél on Nov 15, 2005 7:24:17 GMT -5
It tries to hum the Imperial march, to show its true loyalty, but can not, as it has no mouth.
Why are grandmothers always named Betty or Gertrude?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Nov 19, 2005 21:50:45 GMT -5
?emit eht ta ti dekil eno yreve esuaceB
Why did I write my answer backwards?
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Post by Morndakiél on Dec 1, 2005 8:26:08 GMT -5
.llet t'ndluoc I ?uoy diD
Why does Hollywood have such rich people in't?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jan 2, 2006 20:36:52 GMT -5
Because those people need a place with large letters on a hillside to be happy.
Why do cats like to stare at you?
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Post by The Two on Jan 13, 2006 10:48:45 GMT -5
because they looking for something tasty and you're the only thing around.
Why do girls think Legolas is hot?
Note: I'm wearing flame retardent clothing just in case.
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Post by Agathos Arete on Jan 19, 2006 22:53:46 GMT -5
*Amused* It's the ears.
Why is it you fear what you can not see? *Thinks of future math homework*
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Post by The Two on Jan 20, 2006 9:59:22 GMT -5
I think it's a Britsh thing foggy over there you know.
Why do we have to learn algebra?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 25, 2006 8:15:50 GMT -5
lol....because algebra enables us to, in college, calculate the ratio of the steps down from the quad translated into the credits you get from your next class...thereby determing whether you should go to it or not.
Why is fire hot?
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Post by The Two on Jan 25, 2006 13:21:33 GMT -5
Because it has jelliton ears.
Why do people eat steak for a meal and candy for a snack? (why not the other way around?)
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Post by Agathos Arete on Mar 16, 2006 1:29:37 GMT -5
Candy would became boring if you had to eat it at every meal.
Why is the color blue associated with being sad?
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Post by The Two on Apr 6, 2006 10:21:47 GMT -5
Because yellow is the colour of the sun therefore blue is sad because it can't be the sun's colour so that is why blue is associated with being sad, because it is. Why isn't why spelled: y, it would be easier if it was.
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on May 23, 2006 12:39:36 GMT -5
The reason is simple, we as humans like to make our lives harder so we can complain about it later. Thus we spell why as w-h-y instead of just Y.
Why is it we do not have words that ryhme with month, silver, orange or purple?
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Post by The Two on May 25, 2006 8:49:21 GMT -5
It's so poets get ticked off when trying to use one of those words.
Why is Force Lightning (TM) so cool?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on May 25, 2006 22:29:49 GMT -5
LOL!!! *Calms down just a bit* Why is Force Lighting so cool? It must be the fact you don't need to buy any more batteries! *That was a lame answer . . .oh well*....
Why is it Neo and the others always like to wear leather or black clothes?
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Post by The Two on May 26, 2006 10:08:08 GMT -5
Because leather is more likely to protect you from bullets than other clothes and black is less likely to be noticed than other colors.
Why does everyone change their name on this site all the time?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on May 26, 2006 12:01:24 GMT -5
They are trying to hide from the CIA.
Why are the first few week of summer super fun then the rest gets boring? *This may not apply to everyone, but it seem to be that way with me*
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Post by The Two on May 29, 2006 15:20:31 GMT -5
Because the government makes it that way, but don't tell them I said that.
Why does everyone like american idol?
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Post by Agathos Arete on May 30, 2006 18:26:53 GMT -5
LOL! Well you just found a person who doesn't like American Idol. I guess people think its funny to watch people sing in front of three judges *shrug*.
Why does it seem boys are better in math than girls?
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Post by The Two on Jun 1, 2006 11:44:44 GMT -5
Because numbers are easier to understand than girls therefore boys become better at math to impress girls or so I hear.
Why do people watch baseball? I mean a guy throws the ball a guy swings at the ball with a stick
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