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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jun 2, 2006 14:30:41 GMT -5
Because none of them know how to fight, so it makes them feel better that if they can not defend themselves from someone with a baseball bat, they can at least beat up a baseball bat. Why does it rain?
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Post by Celos~The sane Legolas fangirl on Jun 4, 2006 22:56:44 GMT -5
Because to sky would fall if all that water did not fall. Why is it teachers like to use red pens when grading your homework? Does it have to due with the fact its the same color of the Sith?
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Post by The Two on Jun 5, 2006 10:05:14 GMT -5
It is Because teachers are vampires and in the pen is blood not ink. No but of course the Sith claim credit.
Why is insulting legolas so much fun? Need I even ask?
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Post by Celos~The sane Legolas fangirl on Jun 5, 2006 15:52:03 GMT -5
*Momentary fan girl shock* I have found another who enjoys making fun of the Mirkwood prince. LOL! Just kidding. ;D We like it because he acts like he is the hottest thing on two legs, tis the reason he ran away to the undying lands *the CIA helped smuggle him out of Middle Earth . . .shhh. . .you didn't hear it from me*. Why does the noun draft have 11 different meanings and the verb draft has three?? *Falls over due to too much thinking*
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Post by Varikan of the Zoo on Jun 5, 2006 23:26:57 GMT -5
b/c the Sith made it up and want to make school work more confusing....
Why doesnt the Phantom of the Operas mask fall off? (it has no strings so it should...)
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Post by The Two on Jun 6, 2006 9:52:29 GMT -5
Because it is super glued to his face!
Why are the Sith "evil" and the Jedi "good"? Why can't they just get along? (and don't say that if they did there wouldn't be star wars, I want a good answer)
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Post by InnocentDarkSassy on Jun 26, 2006 0:59:29 GMT -5
The sith is evil because their mom called them ugly as they grew up. But the jedis were always complinted on their looks!
Why do people smoke when they kno its nasty n bad for them??
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Post by The Two on Jun 26, 2006 7:28:46 GMT -5
because they like setting things on fire!
why does good always win over evil (can't the badguys have their day)
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Post by Celos~The sane Legolas fangirl on Aug 4, 2006 19:16:30 GMT -5
People like good winning over evil stories because there is too many depressing thing in the real world. Why do people fear bats?
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Post by Agathos Arete on Aug 11, 2006 10:44:57 GMT -5
Bats are creature of the night and humans tend to fear things that live in the dark. *That reminds me I saw a bat just last night, it was really cool to see one out hunting insects*
Why is there so much drama in high school?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 4, 2009 7:37:46 GMT -5
Teens are trying to learn who they are, until them they stumble through that stage of their life.
Why do ants not cross a chalk line?
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Post by Agathos Arete on Aug 9, 2009 12:02:27 GMT -5
LOL! They don't want to get they feet dirty?
Why do people talk in their sleep?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Aug 27, 2009 22:44:39 GMT -5
They like to hear their voice!
Why does gum stick to everything with such determination?
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Post by nighthawk on Aug 28, 2009 13:40:56 GMT -5
Because Gandalf said it was so!
Why do lights come on when nobodies home?
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Post by Agathos Arete on Aug 31, 2009 0:21:56 GMT -5
The Sith or a bored Jedi needed something to do, so they use the Force to turn all the lights on.
Why does the homework pile seem to grow over the weekend?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jan 9, 2010 4:24:21 GMT -5
Because teachers keep sending us more before we've combated the supply we already have!
Why are french fries call chips in England? *Glances at Cy than to everyone else in the room*
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Post by rylevao on Jan 19, 2010 10:14:28 GMT -5
Because potato chips are called crisps, and there was a name open. (I seriously don't know, and I grew up calling them that, too!)
Why did the Americans drop the "u" in colour and neighbour?
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Post by Jedi Master Sar Sha on Jan 23, 2010 22:21:38 GMT -5
Because that was the most common spelling of the word here in the states when Webster was designing his dictionary. As a result, he left the 'u' all alone and keep the more popular spelling.
Why do people keep pushing the elevator buttons even though its not going to make the elevator move any faster?
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Post by nighthawk on Jan 24, 2010 12:06:25 GMT -5
Because people believe what they want to believe.
Why does Sar-sha have a starwars avatar?
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Post by rylevao on Jan 24, 2010 14:20:56 GMT -5
Because.... because.... BECAUSE GOD WILLS IT!!!! (I love the movie Kingdom of Heaven)
Why do my feet fit into size 8's but not size 9's. (Weird, isn't it?)
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