The Two
Blenno Agent
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Post by The Two on Apr 6, 2006 10:10:07 GMT -5
But little did Luke know that my lightsabers self-destruct when handled by anyone else. Innocent my but. Try Evil-dark-sassy.What am I going to do about it, well first I shall get a medical droid in here to tend to deep-fried Luke, shame on him, and than I shall do a whole bunch of stupid moves in slow motion until you are also in need of a medical droid. Note to Cy: Lightsabers are not blasters nor are guns and let go of Mr. Cotton's parrot......no wait a minute how about you ring its neck for me while your have it.
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Post by jimbo on Apr 11, 2006 17:43:58 GMT -5
Nightblade, worried a mini-war might brake out, takes out his Master Saber and forcefullies dismantles all of The Two's lightsabers and guns int he blink of an eye. then vaporizes the karaokee set using the force, and salts the ground so another one didn't just happen to happen to pop out of ground. "Please keep all violence down to small fist brawles. And how's my Moxie comming?"
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The Two
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Post by The Two on Apr 12, 2006 9:16:32 GMT -5
DNB "the peace keeper" *snrk* The D stands for Darth and Sith aren't peace keepers if you recall and since when are you the bartender? by the way my lightsabers can't be dismantled by any one but myself and a master saber there isn't such a thing. Now IDS I think we should ally and take down Darth peace keeper what say you?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 13, 2006 19:35:50 GMT -5
Cy stops laughing at the timely disentigration of the kareoke machine and brushes Luke off, who is slightly scorched a-la a cartoon. "Yes! Small fist brawles!" She repeats joyously. "Don't make me destroy--I mean sic the mod powers on you." She tosses the parrot in The Two's general direction... Luke, fanning the air, says, "You talk about 'isn't such a thing' as if that makes any sense in here..." and rummages around in the fabric of reality for a convenient non-fight-conducive Plot device.
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Post by Morndakiél on Apr 13, 2006 19:38:46 GMT -5
Morn mimbles, "Actually the D stands for Darling...Darling NB..." and cracks up, pounding her fists on the table. Darth Maul glares at...everyone.
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The Two
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Post by The Two on Apr 14, 2006 9:31:41 GMT -5
I grab the parrot and throw it out the door saying "we don't serve your kind here" Morn and DNB *snrk* what a match up, is this true DNB?(lol) Next we'll have a match-making board. *The Two joins Morn in laughing madly until he somehow falls and lands on the other side of the bar* still laughing he calls out: Drinks all around!
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Post by jimbo on Apr 14, 2006 14:48:22 GMT -5
Nightblade sighs and explains his name on Dark Lords. "DNB is short for Darth NightBlade, and yes that is my name here." You are twisted in mind TT.
"I'm going out to kill something" As Nightblade goes out the door he places his finger on the door, leaves it there for a second, then continues outside.
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The Two
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Post by The Two on Apr 15, 2006 10:58:51 GMT -5
Am I really!? this is news to me.* Opens skull to see if DNB is right*Yep its one big twisted mess up there. and please call me either The Two or 2. DNB while your out there can you dispose of this parrot for me? I have to wait here for someone.
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Post by jimbo on Apr 19, 2006 14:06:36 GMT -5
"It's Nightblade here." says Nightblade as he snatches the parrot and takes it out with him.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 1, 2006 9:03:40 GMT -5
Warious gets bumped by Nightbalde on the way in with Jareth. "Excuse me" She says sarcasticaly before making her way up to the bar. "What do you you people serve for drinks around here?"
Jareth sit down next to Warious and eyes the other occupants of the bar suspiciously.
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 2, 2006 14:43:26 GMT -5
Morndakiél leans against Darth Maul and thereby does her best to look suspicious.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 2, 2006 15:46:37 GMT -5
Which only ruined the effect for Warious seemed to find this immensly ammusing. "Does anyone know if they serve Zoochberry juice? Or Moxie? Or Blue Unsweetened Ice Tea?" Jareth edged closer to Warious because he was kind of creeped out by the sight of a fierceom Zabarak.
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 2, 2006 15:51:32 GMT -5
Morn said, "It is kinda amusing, isn't it? Anyway. Who's the fantasy-canon-looking barve? Looks like a n00b. Hee." And she nodded to Jareth to prove that she didn't think he was a complete loser, just a partial one.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 5, 2006 12:29:17 GMT -5
Jareth, totally at a loss as to what was going on introduced himself with a befuddled look on his face, "I'm Jareth, King of the Goblins. Who might you be miss?"
Warious meanwhile was demanding quite loudly that the abr person get her something to drink.
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 6, 2006 16:35:33 GMT -5
He didn't look all that gobliny...but you can never know with intelligent canons. "My name is e'Surin Wulgaru Sith'ari Morndakiél, " she said, rather subdued. "Morn." She then Force-pulled a Blue Unsweetened Ice Tea from the Bar and handed it to Warious in leiu of THE or Sauron. Darth Maul squinted at Warious thinking, did he know her from somewhen? Morn's confused fascination only increased by this and by the fact that she had made a serious post. Gasp.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 7, 2006 15:34:38 GMT -5
Warious mumbled a thanks of some sort...except for the fact she had reverted to Huttese in which there is not word or thanking someone so we suppose she said 'May your juices stay fresh' and guzzled down her tea.
"A pleasure to meet you Lady e'Surin Wulgaru Sith'ari Morndakiél Morn." Said Jareth completely oblivious to the fact that Morn was her nickname.
Warious at that moment glanced up at Darth Maul who was eyeing her suspiciously. "YOU!" She shouted loudly causeing the rest of the bar residents to look at her. "TRAITOR!"
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 8, 2006 6:55:22 GMT -5
(oh how greatly doth the copy-pasting incur wrath--?)
With all eyes of the thread on this little crowd Morn attempted to sink into the metaphorical woodwork and Maul, affecting a slightly feigned anime-flustered look says, with incorrect tense, "Yes."
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The Two
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Post by The Two on Jun 8, 2006 10:57:51 GMT -5
Hk-47 stomps into the bar : Master! there you are! Can I destroy anything for you? The Two: Well if the bartender doesn't give me my drink..........
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 8, 2006 12:05:43 GMT -5
"You left me to ROT in the UNDERGROND with no one but THIS," Warious jerked her thumb in Jareth's direction, "and his goblin servants for company! Only to find you HERE with some, some WOMAN?!?" ((no offence Morn)) Warious took a breath and continued, "What do you have to say for your self?!?"
Meanwhile Jareth finaly figured out what cannon meant and said, "I"m copyrighted by Lucasfilms and Henson...Warious doesn't own me. I own her." He turned and frowned at Warious as she fumed at Darth Maul.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jun 8, 2006 14:05:20 GMT -5
Cy uses her amazing mod powerz to manifest the tense change as a large round cake of lime gelatin that appears on the table between Warious and Jareth, and Morn and Maul, thus (maybe) diffusing a (possibly?) lethal realization.
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