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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Jun 8, 2006 14:41:31 GMT -5
Merry and Pippin Come through the door and see the jello... M&P: JELLO!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on and devours*
JA: *wiping pieces of Jello of her face, which the two some splatered everywhere..* Oh behave you two! A drink for each of us please...
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 8, 2006 16:33:00 GMT -5
Warious, only wanting an explaination from her brother in the Sith, continued to glare at him in the Force hoping he'd answer her at some point.
Jareth meanwhile was utterly repused at the confectionary monstrocity infront of him. "What is this?" He asked with a look of horror and disgust as he observed the two hobbits enjoing the treat.
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 8, 2006 16:52:58 GMT -5
Morn, who hadn't known any of this figuratively juicy semihistory, scooped up a fingerfull of Jello-O and settled down, AWAY from M&P Inc., to listen. Maul gruffly gestured at Warious with a spork. "I had business. You and Jareth seemed to get along fine...do now anyway...the time...went...sideways..." He tried to send her through the Force the confusion of being canon but now suddenly having an AU backstory anyway. "My apprentice Morndakiél has a very interesting life."
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Jun 8, 2006 22:40:47 GMT -5
Arwen yelled at her two co-a's "You are such pigs! Go clean up! maybe the Goblin king would take you away.....Yes, I wish the Goblin King would take you away to his castle!!" She went over to sit next to Morn and listen to her masters story.
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Post by The Two on Jun 9, 2006 10:00:43 GMT -5
HK-47: Master shall I convice the bartender to give you free drinks? The Two: sounds good to me.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 9, 2006 11:15:51 GMT -5
Jareth eyed the two hobbits. "Noooo." He said slowly. "I don't think I want those two around. They look like far too much trouble." Warious rolled her eyes. "But you never call. You never write. You never come to visit. Nothing!" She stoped to see HK-47 ready his blaster. "Someone take care of them before things get messy please? I just got all the dust out of my robe and I don't want to have to wash it for another month thanks."
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Post by The Two on Jun 10, 2006 14:51:39 GMT -5
HK-47: Yes new master! The Two: Hey I am your master! I shall let you shoot both the hobbits and jareth's "darkside"! HK-47: Yes new old master!!!!
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 12, 2006 13:46:34 GMT -5
Warious hearing this looked at The Two' "Is your droid defective? I know a shop that's good with commander center repairs in droids"
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Post by The Two on Jun 13, 2006 9:35:12 GMT -5
HK-47: How dare you say that I need repairing! I shall Blast your insulting meatbag hide to oblivion! The Two: Nope he's working just fine.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 13, 2006 11:14:49 GMT -5
Warious made a face -_-' "Ah. I see. He is meerly an annoying battle droid." She ignored the threat from the drod allowing The Two to take care of it for her.
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Post by The Two on Jun 13, 2006 17:17:13 GMT -5
The Two: Too trusting you are Darth W. Assassin driod he is, attack you he will. HK-47: Annoying battle droid am I? MASTER LET ME BLAST THIS ORGANIC MEATBAG TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Two: Congrats Darth W.! you just ticked off the deadlyist assassin droid in the galaxy! I would run if I were you.
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 14, 2006 9:14:08 GMT -5
Warious rolled here eyes and reaching out with the Force, dismantled The Two's 'assassin droid' scattering the parts all over the bar. "Don't mess with me then. I've taken out the IG-88 series on numerous occasions and they were more trouble than your droid." With that being said Warious went back to sipping her drink and poking her captor, Jareth.
Jareth, oblivious to all that happened, continued to watch the two hobbits Merry and Pippin in Horrified fascination. "How much can they drink without getting tipsy?"
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Post by jimbo on Jun 14, 2006 14:47:56 GMT -5
Nighblade re-enters and in an Englidh accent says "Whats all this, then?"
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jun 14, 2006 19:20:06 GMT -5
Cy re-enters the Bar and gathers up HK-47 with an expression saying somewhere between 'sorry about that' and 'snrk'. She dumps him into The Two's arms. "Hai! There's a Co-author Requisitioning Section behind the purple chicken's left foot. He'll be fixed up fine with duct tape. " Luke meanders over to the bar and gets people drinks while scoring some H2O.
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Post by Morndakiél on Jun 14, 2006 19:22:48 GMT -5
Darth Maul hands Jareth the spork. "Sister Warious. Certain Plots are harder to resist than others. I knew that you--two--could take care of yourselves in dark and anti-shiny places." Morn glowered tense-shiftingly. "I am not a fangirl."
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Jun 14, 2006 23:01:49 GMT -5
M&P: "FAN GIRLS!?!?! Where!?!?!" JA:" Lord......... go play with some lightsabers...." Pippin: YEA!! Merry: But we dont have any. JA: *grumbles* Here, *hands them hers* not DONT loose them!!!!!!!!!!! *very strongly* M&P: We promise! *lightsaber* M: I'm Obi and you can be Darth Maul! P: OK! I will kill you and Anikan will come to the dark side! Whahahahah!
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 15, 2006 10:57:46 GMT -5
Warious supposed this was a semi-sutable explaination and dropped the subject and moved on to , "So tell us about your little friend's hard life and how you came to meet. This should proove interesting plotwise."
Jareth took the spork not really realizing it as he continued to watch the hobbits fool around with dangerous objects.
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Post by The Two on Jun 15, 2006 11:06:42 GMT -5
The Two: *Rips Jareth limb from limb in retrobution*KIll my co-a I kill yours! Mine can be repaired but yours can't. HK-47: I'M Back And I am seeking revenge!*blasts D.W. repeatively* (Note to DW: thou shalt not kill others co-as with out permission)
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Post by Chaotic Master Darth Warious on Jun 15, 2006 11:22:44 GMT -5
Jareth stares forlornly at the ruined doll of himself. "I was going to market that..." Warious looked offended "I didn't kill it I dismanteled it." She set up a inpenitrable force sheild generator. Then, Warious sensed danger to her co author, and sat on his lap, ignighting her lightsaber. "Don't you dare try to harm my...er...co-author! MINE!" and then she hissed menacingly and started speaking parselmouth.
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Post by The Two on Jun 15, 2006 11:25:25 GMT -5
jareth is dead long live HK-47!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinks all around!
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