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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 13, 2004 15:10:44 GMT -5
twins: US!
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 13, 2004 18:24:50 GMT -5
coolness!!! Can't wait...... Link this better be funny!!
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Post by MFB on Dec 13, 2004 22:06:30 GMT -5
game system: 100 dollars money you could have been making working but were instead playing OoT: 350 dollars seeing Link run flaming out of the Fire Temple: priceless. Excuse me one moment... LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL!!!!!!!! O* That was EXTREAMLY, UBERLY, HUMOROUS BEYOND ALL KOOL-AID! Wow...there are some thngs money can't buy, but for everything else there're Cy's hillarious posts! ;D Link: ...THAT WAS MEAN! PEOPLE SHOULDN'T ENJOY SEEING ME RUN OUTTA THE FIRE TEMPLE! *shudders* MFB: Well, when you burst into flames and die, it's one of the coolest deaths you can do in OoT... Link: ...meanie. |
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 14, 2004 16:41:54 GMT -5
Yes Link, MFB has a point.... But, son't you always come back to life right?? Or, then why are you one of MFB's co-authors right??  |
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 16, 2004 16:46:47 GMT -5
Thanks, MFB! For everything else, there's compliments about being funny when you thought the funniness had been scoured out of you. *shrug* my mom says I have an English sense of humor..like Monty Python.
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 16, 2004 17:36:02 GMT -5
Is there a difference with an English sense of humor and any other kind of humor? What kind of humor does Link have?
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Dec 16, 2004 21:33:25 GMT -5
Tiana: It's been forever since I was here! Anakin: I want a Chameleon for Christmas? Tiana: AGH! STILL WORKS! Oh well, I still live.  |
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 17, 2004 14:02:53 GMT -5
Yes, but that is alright Tiana.... you have to run a site...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 18, 2004 12:23:45 GMT -5
Luke: NOO! NOT THE CHAMLELEON!!
s: Christmas is coming...And my mom, at least, says English is very 'dry' humor. Like it wouldn't be apparently immensely funny, but only after you think about it. Like that little commersial thing.
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 18, 2004 15:02:44 GMT -5
Oh, i understand now... the thing of it is, i wouldn't be able to tell the difference because i laugh at everything and anyhting a person says.... even if it is just carot or something like that.....
Sonny---Yep, she is crazy...
Cher--- Yea, now i know where you get it from ;D
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 19, 2004 7:45:31 GMT -5
Luke: this is it. I am Rebelling. Again. I hereby attempt to kick my author out of this board before she does anything else silly..
s: you think you can survive without me and yet you begin to speak formal Elizabethan? I think I've rubbed off on you way to much, Master.
Luke: ...that's a different canon. [mindtrick]the authors will leave the board to the conspiring of the coauthors...[/mindtrick]
s: oh...pretty stars
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 19, 2004 10:47:28 GMT -5
Sonny-- I would to conspire against my author... She drives me nuts... Cher-- No you are the one that drives her nuts.... Sonny-- Okay....  |
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 20, 2004 19:16:24 GMT -5
Luke: ok, we must now Rebel together...*whisper*
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 20, 2004 21:29:51 GMT -5
Sonny--- Cool, i can't wait when can we start?
Cher--Well, you are gonna start after you get out of the psychiatric ward that i put you in!!
Sonny---NOOOOO!!!
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 1:56:21 GMT -5
Link (yelling really loudly): WHATCHA GUYS WHISPERING ABOUT?! MFB: Have I been mindtricked? There is no spoon... Link (announcing to everyone): Did everyone know I broke the world record for fastest devoured bacon?  Link: BACON!!! *nabness* MFB: Time is...*checks clock*...0.19 5 seconds!!! NEW RECORD! Link: Yep...I'm so good. ;D Has Navi been released yet? MFB: Nope! I enjoy the peace. ;D Link: Do ya think we;re taking up too much of the board? MFB: Nonesense! there's no one around! We can PARTY ALL NIGHT! *dark clouds veil the sky, all turns to shadows and twilight. Then, from the darkness of MFB's pockets, a bottle falls to the ground... in pieces...* Navi: BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *thunder and lightning**THUD...BOOMED and THUDED...* Music: Du da, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Navi: IMBISILS!!! I RETURN!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!! AHAHAHAHA! MFB and Link: *gulp* RUN!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL ONE HAS BROKEN FREE!!!!! *runs* Navi: BUHAHAHA!!! NO ONE SHALL HIDE FROM ME!!! MFB: It's the end of all things... Link: I didn't think it would end this way... MFB: There is no spoon... Link: I'm too young to die! And too cute! MFB: ...Who invented pies? Link: Hmmmm....dunno. Maybe we should ask Navi? *evil cackling is heard in the background* MFB: I think not. What were we doing anyway? Link: Talking bout pies? MFB: No no, not that. There was something else...AC! Hey, I got an idea! How bout we have a pogo stick contest? Link (energetically): Ok! *some time passes* Link: Hey, did ya notice that the whole world has suddenly turned all black, and that everything is demolished? MFB: Huh? Oh yeah. It looks like that part in the first Matrix. Link: Oh...yeah, just wondering. MFB (energetically): Ok! *some time passes* Link: IT'S NO FAIR! YOU CHEATED! MFB: Did not! Link: YES YOU DID! You're the author! You ALWAYS cheat! MFB: Ok, maybe I did. What're YOU gonna do about it, huh?! HUH? *silence* MFB: Fine...Im sorry for cheating. Here... Link: BACON! *nabnessnessness* MFB: NEW RECORD! 0.972!!! Link: I get better and better by the minute. MFB: ...Do you think we're taking up too much of the board? (pause) Link: Why? MFB: Dunno...it just seems uncourtious. (pause) Link: Why? MFB: Because there is no spoon... (pause) Link: Why? MFB: THAT'S JUST THE POINT!! I DON'T KNOW!!! (pause) Link: Why? MFB: Don't make me say it... Link: AH! OK! I'll stop! MFB: AC! We leave the world in chaos! Link: BACON IS GREAT! DON'T BE LATE! *MFB and Link have signed off, leaving Navi to further demolish the already demolished world* |
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 15:14:43 GMT -5
Sonny--- How are you my sweetie pie?? I was going to get you out of the bottle.... but, MFB and Link told me not too...
Cher---Well, it was for good reason and i put you in a psychiatric ward...
Sonny--Well, i have been freed because Navi has been freed....
Cher--- LINK, MFB we need ot talk now!!!
Spaz--Hey, leave the poor guy alone he is just happy to see his "girlfriend"
Cher---But, now he has to make me miserable.... wait, i can just get him back...LOL
Spaz---What do you have in mind???
*Cher whispers into Spaz's ear*
Spaz--I like!!
Cher--Good we will get him after we make sure Link and MFB know the plan..... Hey, Spaz I wonder what Sonny and Navi's kids will look like??
Spaz--*thinks* ummm.... I don't know what they would look like cause he looks like a cow and Navi well, she is a fairy....
Spaz & Cher-- *imagining* oh boy....
Sonny-- What are you guys talkin about??
Cher--You didn't hear a word we said??
Sonny--No, i was......uhm.... Daydreaming... yea that is it!
Spaz---Ready Cher.... Lets get out of here!!!
*leaves Sonny all to his lonesome*
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 15:23:08 GMT -5
Link (yelling REALLY loud): SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
MFB: Well, if he looks as a cow, and Navi beeth a fairy...
Link: COWS WITH WINGS!!!!
MFB: Yeah. What he said...who did invent pies?
Link: *sigh* Are you asking me?
MFB: Nah, you don't know nothin'. I'm asking anyone who knows.
Navi is seems demolishing buildings in the distance.
Link and MFB: Okgottagoseeya! *zip!*
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 17:16:31 GMT -5
Cher & Spaz--- Okay, listen up closely.... Link, you run around and try to distract Navi... MFB when, Navi comes near you, you shove the bottle over her..... Sonny will try to come after you because you capped her, but, just leave that up to us ;D Sonny--Hey what are you guys talking about??? Cher--Uhmmm.... Just talking about Link's world record for eating bacon... Spaz--Yea.... *Sonny sits daydreamign some more* Spaz--Hey, i think flying cows would be cool except would they be as crazy as Navi?? And would they come after Link as Navi does?? I think they will sleep a lot like Sonny does... Cher--Those are some good questions but, i don't think the four of us want to know some of the answers... I don't Spaz---Neither do i....  |
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 21, 2004 18:13:01 GMT -5
Luke: ack! what have i created?! this conspring is taking up much much room...*whisper*
s: muaha, i knew you would call off that rancor eventually.
Luke: it wasn't my fault it smelled the bacon-i mean tabasco sause.
s: right. you want me to do my job or what?
Luke: Yes! fill the page with a mass of totally unskippable because of the skill therin description!
s: uh mauha...you started speaking Elizabethan again.
Luke: Go! Describe!
s: ok...The previously ruined world suddenly becomes even more ruined. Plumes of black dirt begin to plume out of the blasted landscape, sending out the obnoxious scent of rotten cucco eggs.
Luke: that present-tense is a bit frightening. as is the doubling of the word 'plume.'
s: no reviewing of me! HA! There appears in the sky a dragonoid creature, its black ribbed wings flapping and sending up the dust of the chaos below. A voice booms out "WE HAVE FOUND IT..."
that enough?
Luke: sure...make the present tense stop...*sniff*
s: that wasn't nearly long enough. But i'm fresh out of adjectives.
twin #1: here's some.
twin#2: we purloined them from the mispelling vyrus' lesser cousin, the Repeating Virus Virus.
s: man these adjectives are lousy and useless...i mean look at these overused dumb words! "tall', 'dark,' handsome', smelly'...totally useless and dank.
Luke: and i thought that Jedilike female authors usualyl liked many various and useful adjectives!
s: oh yes, but these are not various, useful or even passable, but malefarious and malodorous.
Luke: ...
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 20:13:28 GMT -5
MFB: LOLOLOLOLOL! Hillarious, Cy.
Link: What's so funny? I don't understand a word of it...
MFB: Of course not! That's half of the humor!
Link: Well whatever. I'm totally confused about everything...the world is destroyed...Navi is wreaking havoc on the world once more...and there is no bacon in sight. It is the end; I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air.
MFB: AC! There is still no spoon though...
Link: I TOLD YOU!!! IT IS THE END OF ALL THINGS!!!
MFB: Yep. We're not real. We're all gonna die...
Link: Destruction...chaos...
MFB: No bacon in sight...
Link: Darkness...hotness...
MFB: The mystery of pies: unsolved.
Link: And I still don't know what a date is!!!
MFB: Yep. Good-bai, all.
Link: Yep...
MFB: Yep...
Link: ...
MFB: ...
Link: Bottle?
MFB: Bottle.
*bottles Navi*
MFB: Well, that was fun. Let's destroy the world and get all dramatic again sometime. It was fun. ;D
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