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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 20:26:35 GMT -5
Cher--Well, hello?? I wanted to help bottle Navi.... But no you bottle her without my plan..... I was going to offer you bacon but, of course.... nevermind
Spaz--Oh, then can i eat it?? I love bacon...
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 20:29:10 GMT -5
MFB: Yeah, sorry bout that. Link was in a state of confusion and couldn't understand a word of what you guys were talkin' bout. ;D
Link: What?
MFB: See what I mean?
Link: Did I hear Bacon?
MFB: N-no....er...BYEGOTTAGOSEEYA! *poof!*
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 20:37:38 GMT -5
Cher--Now my brother is out and about looking for Navi
Sonny---*calls out* Navi where are you??
Cher--What am I going to do with him?
Spaz--MFB!!! *runs after MFB*
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 20:47:54 GMT -5
MFB: ACK! NO! SHE MUST NOT BE RELEASED! If I let her out, doom and destruction will soon follow!
Link: And the world will see no more bacon.
MFB: Besides, I think the world is demolished enough. Any more destruction would result in polar winds, global warming, and the second Ice Age.
Link: That was a weird movie...
MFB: Yeah, I mean, I totally like Pixar more than Dreamworks animation. Pixar rocks beyond kool-aid.
Link: AC! Tis true. There is no spoon...
MFB: HEY! That's MY line! Well, it's actually that bald kid's line in Matrix 1...but AC! Tis beside the point!
Link: I runneth. *zip!*
MFB: HEY! Where're YOU going?! *zip after!*
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 20:51:44 GMT -5
Sonny-- i will find her and make you go poof!! and then no more bacon *evil laugh*
Cher---See, you get him angry and this is exactly what happens!!
Spaz--Oh, brother, here we go again!!!
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 20:54:46 GMT -5
MFB (with an evil look in his eye): Ok, Sonny. If you want your precious Navi back...I chalenge you to...A POGO STICK CONTEST!!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*thunder and lightning**THUD...BOMMEDED AND THUDDED!*
Link: DON'T DO IT! HE CHEATS! HE'S AN AUTHOR!
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 20:57:09 GMT -5
Sonny--- So, my author loves me and she will help me to cheat.... She can always go back to not talking to MFB...*gives MFB the evil eye*
Spaz---No comment, he won't talk to me anyway.... If he would look at the tag board once in a while!!
Cher--Well, I am so scared.... i really need to get him some help soon...
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 21:01:28 GMT -5
MFB: LOL! I see. You are intent on freeing your precious girlfriend--WHOOPS! *trip*
*darkness, destruction, hotness;THUD...BOOMEDED AND THUDDED!**shattered bottle*
Navi: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MFB:...Beep.
Link: Wow. He said beep.
MFB: Hey, it's just beep.
Link: No, it was beep. Not just beep.
Navi: RARRRRRR!!!
MFB: Oh whatever. RUN!
MFB and Link: *zippeth*
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 21:06:37 GMT -5
Sonny--- She is free again....
Spaz--See what you did now!!
Sonny--May i help you destroy the world, my sweet??
Cher--Oh man...
Spaz & Cher-- *runs after Link and MFB* we are gonna kill you!!! *light sabers appear*
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 21:10:04 GMT -5
MFB: Well, it is logically impossibly for you to kill me as I am sitting before my comp writing this in WA. And I believe killing off others Co-authors is against some rule...but AC! We have super-powers Zippy Boots!
Link: And for women, Zippy Heels! Zip zip!
MFB: Bai! *zippeth*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 22, 2004 12:34:01 GMT -5
s: lightsabers? we've got lightsabers now! ATTACKETH!
Luke: muaha, the lightsabertypefandomcrossingsword shall defeat all...
s: *fleeeth*oh, 3 E's...coolness.
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 22, 2004 21:59:26 GMT -5
Sonny--What is a light saber? Can i hold it?
Cher--No, don't give it to him, he might not know what to do with it and he might hurt me with it...
Sonny--Oh, kool... i can like kill people with this?
Spaz--No more info for him...*shakes head*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 23, 2004 19:03:20 GMT -5
Luke: do not use the lightsaber for evil, for that is the way of the dark side. It is to be used only for defense, never for attack...
s: O! a QUOTE!
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 23, 2004 19:52:59 GMT -5
Sonny-- Oh, well why is it not used for evil?
Cher--It will take a while for it to sink in.... i will try to explain...
Spaz--good idea...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 23, 2004 21:09:32 GMT -5
Luke: because that would be the dark side.
s: because he likes to act like a Jedi Master when in fact he is a Jedi Master virtually enslaved to a teenage author. There is a great difference.
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 24, 2004 13:43:19 GMT -5
Sonny--Oh, okay... hey what ever happened to Link and MFB??
Cher--I think your girl friend made them disappear or they are in hiding...
Spaz--I think that is what happened...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 26, 2004 9:56:32 GMT -5
s: i think they went on vacation.
twin#1: we think the vyrus got them.
twin#2: we do.
s: stop being so paranoid.
Luke: look who'se talking, she won't even tell her real name to someone she meets in real life...
s: hey that's just a theory. I don't know...*whisper* do you know my real name, "spaz"?
Luke: i do.
s: of course you do!!
twins: we do.
s: that could be a problem.
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 26, 2004 11:41:02 GMT -5
Spaz--ummm... no..
Sonny-- i think MFB jumped into a volcano..
Cher--Yea, like that would happen..
Sonny--Or, the keyboard got unattatched and got MFB...
Spaz--I like that theory... a lot..
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 26, 2004 17:03:57 GMT -5
s: lol, i knew it. I just never told you....lol. I bet it WAS the keyboard! It knows he's onto it! doomdoomdoom...
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 26, 2004 18:41:55 GMT -5
Spaz---you never told me... Sonny and Cher are in agreement that, the keyboard ate him...
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