Post by Jaina~ timesplitter on Mar 8, 2005 20:10:01 GMT -5
ZZZ... You see a kid asleep in first period science. The chick next to her prods her hard in the ribs. "Kydd!"
"Huh? Where'sthe government?"
"No, Mrs. G's takin' up homework."
"And I should worry...why?"
The plump instructor steps up to Kydd's desk."Hmmm, I see that you have not aquired your homework, yet again. Though somehow, you manage to obtain a 3.8 GPA. Just see me after class." She said with a stern face.
AFTER CALSS: "Yeah?"
"Do you have it?"
"Yup. Enjoy."
Mrs. G's face lights up with sheer delight as the girl hands her, not homework, no. But instead, a bag containing a dozen donuts. She peered inside. "Oooo, jelly! You had your homework, You got a 97 on the essay, and you tell not a soul."
"Right."
"Fried chicken at lunch?"
"You got it. And for a free 100, I'll scrub the board."
"As you wish."
Yep, that's me:just your average goofy geek. Yes, this did happen once. Shhhh... Well, I'll try 2 keep it short, but hey, I'm a Saggi! I AM THE TALKATIVE ONE!!! (FYI, mane too long; call me HJF, Kydd, Link, or Jaina:) I suffer from mild insanity, paranoia, skitsofrania, memory loss, and stupidity. I am a moron, an idiot, a psycopath, and to a degree, bi-polar. Enjoy my bio!
NICKNAMES: ~Link~, Luke, Lukey, Han, Haney, Chewie, Arwen, Leggie, Mara, Jaina, Jo, yoj, ~Kydd~, Raven, Gollum, Dory, straightjacket.
FLICS: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, James Bond, LOTR, The Rundown, Walking Tall, and anything with Harrison Ford.
MUSIC: 80'S pop and rock, punk rock, Wierd Al, Dr. Demento.
LOVES: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford, Han Solo, music,movies, Han Solo, internet, books, Han Solo, writing, reading, Han Solo, radio, karaoke, suicidal activities that are meant to be fun such as street racing, Han Solo, sometimes Marvin (j/k, Marvy), oh, and one more thing I forgot to mention: HAN SOLO!!!!!!!!!
HUSBANDS: The Rock, Vin Deisel, ~Harrison Ford~, John Stamos, Viggo Mortenson, Orlando Bloom, Hayden Chritensen, Mark Hammil, Luke Skywalker, ~Han Solo~, Anakin Skywalker, Chewie, Jar Jar Binks, Indiana Jones, Josh Hartnett, Colin Farrel, Casper the Ghost, Strider/Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Steve the Pirate(from Dodgeball), Jag Fels, Kermit the Frog, and Napoleon.
whew! that probably really made Marvin mad. (my boyfriend)
SIGN: Saggitarius
"Huh? Where'sthe government?"
"No, Mrs. G's takin' up homework."
"And I should worry...why?"
The plump instructor steps up to Kydd's desk."Hmmm, I see that you have not aquired your homework, yet again. Though somehow, you manage to obtain a 3.8 GPA. Just see me after class." She said with a stern face.
AFTER CALSS: "Yeah?"
"Do you have it?"
"Yup. Enjoy."
Mrs. G's face lights up with sheer delight as the girl hands her, not homework, no. But instead, a bag containing a dozen donuts. She peered inside. "Oooo, jelly! You had your homework, You got a 97 on the essay, and you tell not a soul."
"Right."
"Fried chicken at lunch?"
"You got it. And for a free 100, I'll scrub the board."
"As you wish."
Yep, that's me:just your average goofy geek. Yes, this did happen once. Shhhh... Well, I'll try 2 keep it short, but hey, I'm a Saggi! I AM THE TALKATIVE ONE!!! (FYI, mane too long; call me HJF, Kydd, Link, or Jaina:) I suffer from mild insanity, paranoia, skitsofrania, memory loss, and stupidity. I am a moron, an idiot, a psycopath, and to a degree, bi-polar. Enjoy my bio!
NICKNAMES: ~Link~, Luke, Lukey, Han, Haney, Chewie, Arwen, Leggie, Mara, Jaina, Jo, yoj, ~Kydd~, Raven, Gollum, Dory, straightjacket.
FLICS: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, James Bond, LOTR, The Rundown, Walking Tall, and anything with Harrison Ford.
MUSIC: 80'S pop and rock, punk rock, Wierd Al, Dr. Demento.
LOVES: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford, Han Solo, music,movies, Han Solo, internet, books, Han Solo, writing, reading, Han Solo, radio, karaoke, suicidal activities that are meant to be fun such as street racing, Han Solo, sometimes Marvin (j/k, Marvy), oh, and one more thing I forgot to mention: HAN SOLO!!!!!!!!!
HUSBANDS: The Rock, Vin Deisel, ~Harrison Ford~, John Stamos, Viggo Mortenson, Orlando Bloom, Hayden Chritensen, Mark Hammil, Luke Skywalker, ~Han Solo~, Anakin Skywalker, Chewie, Jar Jar Binks, Indiana Jones, Josh Hartnett, Colin Farrel, Casper the Ghost, Strider/Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Steve the Pirate(from Dodgeball), Jag Fels, Kermit the Frog, and Napoleon.
whew! that probably really made Marvin mad. (my boyfriend)
SIGN: Saggitarius
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