Post by MFB on Dec 9, 2004 17:21:58 GMT -5
Hai everyone. ;D Here's a litlle thing I composed. It's not really a poem, just a weird jumbe of words. So don't be too critical, it's just for fun.
Teh Keybosard Cursee
Every computer has a monitor,
Every computer has a mouse,
Most computers have some speakers,
But most infamous of all is the keyboard.
They sit there innocently,
Staring, staring,
But what are they really up to?
You use them daily,
You type away on their faces,
You have had many mistakes on them,
But are you really to blame?
What if I told you that they were conspirers?
What if you heard they were evil?
What if you knew of their plot,
The one they propagate in their silicon chips each night...
Each one secretly plans to destroy your life.
But the most they can do is frustrate your words.
You type “You have great hair!”
It comes out as “You hate gray hair!”
Once you may type “Good night, sweet dreams.”
It appears as “Good might, sweat dreams.”
After awhile your “lol’s”
Appear on the screen as “olko’s”
And don’t forget the infamous “teh”
But most of these are minor errors.
Their true motives are much darker.
They plan to destroy your very lives;
Your homes, your families, your teddy bears.
They are ruthless, they are fearless,
They are savage, uncouth, beasts.
And the only thing keeping them back is...
The cords that plug them into your computer.
Teh Keybosard Cursee
Every computer has a monitor,
Every computer has a mouse,
Most computers have some speakers,
But most infamous of all is the keyboard.
They sit there innocently,
Staring, staring,
But what are they really up to?
You use them daily,
You type away on their faces,
You have had many mistakes on them,
But are you really to blame?
What if I told you that they were conspirers?
What if you heard they were evil?
What if you knew of their plot,
The one they propagate in their silicon chips each night...
Each one secretly plans to destroy your life.
But the most they can do is frustrate your words.
You type “You have great hair!”
It comes out as “You hate gray hair!”
Once you may type “Good night, sweet dreams.”
It appears as “Good might, sweat dreams.”
After awhile your “lol’s”
Appear on the screen as “olko’s”
And don’t forget the infamous “teh”
But most of these are minor errors.
Their true motives are much darker.
They plan to destroy your very lives;
Your homes, your families, your teddy bears.
They are ruthless, they are fearless,
They are savage, uncouth, beasts.
And the only thing keeping them back is...
The cords that plug them into your computer.
