Post by Spazzy on Jan 6, 2005 15:14:30 GMT -5
Thsi si from the example sentance challenge from the games... I put them into paragraphs.. I hope it is better Cy adn whoever else..
Elf was walking home from school on a sunny day. Suddenly the rain began to fall. But it wasn't rain; it was actually spring water. She looked up and was mad, "but I don’t like water!" The narrator was glad of that and said so: "Then we shall make it rain purple dye." Elf decided she could live with that, "YAYY! PURPLE!" There suddenly appeared an Agent Smith. "NO! NOT THE PURPLE DYE!" "HA! WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING NOW!" Elf shouted at the smith. "Bursting into white light!" said the Smith, and did so. "Where did he go!?" Elf thought to herself in earnest... She continued walking, unmindful of the impending appearance of an orange cloaked Jedi Padawan turned Sith who was wearing orange for no reason at all-- though the rain quickly made her purple. Soon elf was sploshing into some mud... that wasn’t mud! It was in fact orange blenno, turned to a sickly shade of purple by the rain. "Ewww..." she trailed off, after she noticed the sun come back out nearly blinding her eyes.
She put on sunglasses. She quickly realized that she looked like Agent Smith with sunglasses on. She therefore turned the sunglasses, with her elf powers, into flowery retro sunglasses, which she figured Smith would never wear. A smith was walking nearby and thought that the girl he was passing had cool glasses and went of to buy some. The Smith got to a store and asked the guy there for some retro sunglasses. The storekeeper thought he was psycho...so he pretended to go off and get the glasses, but really he… (Continue) and got the resident Jedi, Lucas-Wan Kenobi. Lucas-wan Kenobi arrived PURPLE lightsaber in hand! Elf was walking past this store. Suddenly she tripped over a pair of discarded sunglasses. She picked them up and put them on, they were PURPLE sunglasses with green polka dots. The world now looked purple to the eyes of Elf.
Within the store the Smith was glaring at Lucas-wan, who was attempting to buy out the store's supply of purple and green sunglasses. The PURPLE world to elf actually turned PURPLE cuz PURPLE is a cool color... and the ten cows that were stalking elf were turned into purple cows but, kept following her... because they had the misguided opinion that elves bring good luck. The purple cows were scaring elf, and she wandered aimlessly, trying to get away... when the Smith suddenly ran into her after stealing a bunch of sunglasses. The sun glasses all fell to the ground and broke, poor poor sun glasses... Agent Smith began wailing in Entish, leaving everyone with an escape route because it took him ten hours to sing the first verse of the lament for sunglasses at hyperspeed. Lucas-Wan, devoid of sunglasses, walked up to one of the cows and they asked "Why are elves supposed to be lucky?" "Moo," the cow answered pointlessly, while in the meantime, Agent Smith was still wailing away in Entish. Elf started crying because of the sadness of the Entish lament... and cheering at the same time that the cows were pre-occupied and she could escape! She began to run, hoping to find a cell phone, a transporter, or some other convenient means of escap
But, she ran into her evil little brother, Little Elf who only stood 3 feet tall. (Actually... Little elf was Kelfs evil twin.... but her bro was there too, his name was bro elf, he also stood 3 ft tall {all my family elves do} and both the other elves stood in the way of elf.) Her family told her that she should stop running and go and join their group called the Stalking Cows. The cows wondered where her family had come from. They pondered until they came to the conclusion that they were from the planet Looney Toons. They had wished they had never found out because, they thought that if they were from the planet sandwiches they wouldn't be so evil. The dark sandwiches of doom tasted good, and they were afraid they would be under control! Her other evil relatives were from the planet Sandwiches and was very scared…. You see, darth sandwiches can take over your mind if you’re not careful: and they generally weren’t. Unfortunately, Elf got to her family too late. They had all been turned into evil ferretlike sandwich-hoarding minions. They would prance around in Barney the dinosaur suites at night. Elf gasped in horror at this sight. **Elf: GASP! ** She could not believe the sight and decided to join in, so she wouldn't feel left out. They all danced around quite insanely until again Lucas-wan arrived. He looked at Elf and ran away before he couldn't look at the horrible sight that was in front of him....
And ran smack into the sunglasses-wearing Smith. Elf ran as fast as she could and then, stopped because she saw Navi blowing things up. She only had a moment to spare, as Smith was recovering from his discombobulation of being "ran smack into". So, she ran in front of Navi hoping that she would be able to blow up the Smith... doom..." Navi muttered. "Will you join me?" Elf screamed and ran and hopped that she would not get hurt..
Elf was walking home from school on a sunny day. Suddenly the rain began to fall. But it wasn't rain; it was actually spring water. She looked up and was mad, "but I don’t like water!" The narrator was glad of that and said so: "Then we shall make it rain purple dye." Elf decided she could live with that, "YAYY! PURPLE!" There suddenly appeared an Agent Smith. "NO! NOT THE PURPLE DYE!" "HA! WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING NOW!" Elf shouted at the smith. "Bursting into white light!" said the Smith, and did so. "Where did he go!?" Elf thought to herself in earnest... She continued walking, unmindful of the impending appearance of an orange cloaked Jedi Padawan turned Sith who was wearing orange for no reason at all-- though the rain quickly made her purple. Soon elf was sploshing into some mud... that wasn’t mud! It was in fact orange blenno, turned to a sickly shade of purple by the rain. "Ewww..." she trailed off, after she noticed the sun come back out nearly blinding her eyes.
She put on sunglasses. She quickly realized that she looked like Agent Smith with sunglasses on. She therefore turned the sunglasses, with her elf powers, into flowery retro sunglasses, which she figured Smith would never wear. A smith was walking nearby and thought that the girl he was passing had cool glasses and went of to buy some. The Smith got to a store and asked the guy there for some retro sunglasses. The storekeeper thought he was psycho...so he pretended to go off and get the glasses, but really he… (Continue) and got the resident Jedi, Lucas-Wan Kenobi. Lucas-wan Kenobi arrived PURPLE lightsaber in hand! Elf was walking past this store. Suddenly she tripped over a pair of discarded sunglasses. She picked them up and put them on, they were PURPLE sunglasses with green polka dots. The world now looked purple to the eyes of Elf.
Within the store the Smith was glaring at Lucas-wan, who was attempting to buy out the store's supply of purple and green sunglasses. The PURPLE world to elf actually turned PURPLE cuz PURPLE is a cool color... and the ten cows that were stalking elf were turned into purple cows but, kept following her... because they had the misguided opinion that elves bring good luck. The purple cows were scaring elf, and she wandered aimlessly, trying to get away... when the Smith suddenly ran into her after stealing a bunch of sunglasses. The sun glasses all fell to the ground and broke, poor poor sun glasses... Agent Smith began wailing in Entish, leaving everyone with an escape route because it took him ten hours to sing the first verse of the lament for sunglasses at hyperspeed. Lucas-Wan, devoid of sunglasses, walked up to one of the cows and they asked "Why are elves supposed to be lucky?" "Moo," the cow answered pointlessly, while in the meantime, Agent Smith was still wailing away in Entish. Elf started crying because of the sadness of the Entish lament... and cheering at the same time that the cows were pre-occupied and she could escape! She began to run, hoping to find a cell phone, a transporter, or some other convenient means of escap
But, she ran into her evil little brother, Little Elf who only stood 3 feet tall. (Actually... Little elf was Kelfs evil twin.... but her bro was there too, his name was bro elf, he also stood 3 ft tall {all my family elves do} and both the other elves stood in the way of elf.) Her family told her that she should stop running and go and join their group called the Stalking Cows. The cows wondered where her family had come from. They pondered until they came to the conclusion that they were from the planet Looney Toons. They had wished they had never found out because, they thought that if they were from the planet sandwiches they wouldn't be so evil. The dark sandwiches of doom tasted good, and they were afraid they would be under control! Her other evil relatives were from the planet Sandwiches and was very scared…. You see, darth sandwiches can take over your mind if you’re not careful: and they generally weren’t. Unfortunately, Elf got to her family too late. They had all been turned into evil ferretlike sandwich-hoarding minions. They would prance around in Barney the dinosaur suites at night. Elf gasped in horror at this sight. **Elf: GASP! ** She could not believe the sight and decided to join in, so she wouldn't feel left out. They all danced around quite insanely until again Lucas-wan arrived. He looked at Elf and ran away before he couldn't look at the horrible sight that was in front of him....
And ran smack into the sunglasses-wearing Smith. Elf ran as fast as she could and then, stopped because she saw Navi blowing things up. She only had a moment to spare, as Smith was recovering from his discombobulation of being "ran smack into". So, she ran in front of Navi hoping that she would be able to blow up the Smith... doom..." Navi muttered. "Will you join me?" Elf screamed and ran and hopped that she would not get hurt..
