Post by Spazzy on Jan 6, 2005 15:22:42 GMT -5
Here is the Four Word game story... I mean this is original fiction...
A long time ago some guy had a orange spiky feather. He kept it in a medium-sized pocket. Gollum wanted to know where the plans for the Death Star were. You see, he planned to take over the earth and destroy the supply of evil sandwiches. The music that was being played in the background was stopped because Gollum, ate the CD player he had bought from a place that sold that stuff.
The place sold some crazy black market Matrix soundtracks and some young jedi who had been mindtricked to eat fried Balrog with garlic sauce, which poisoned his mind. Gollum walked around the Middle Earthish country until he looked up and beheld the Millenium Falcon, which was shining like the top of Morpheus' head. He had no idea why the bacon was on top of the shiny Millenium Falcon. (Which was located in The Dasha region called kingdom of the Chickens)
So, the Jedi went on a journey to Hyrule Castle to fetch the royal crown of Bob the builder, lord of the builders whom only ate sandwiches that Greg the Great made. He said that all the chickens in the barn were to be fried to a crisp because he liked chicken sandwiches. They squawked and ran away because they knew something was going to happen. They saw the evil cow that was chasing Henry George around the barn that was full of giant BLT sandwiches. The chickens ran into a wall lined with bacon all of it.
The none other than BLT was just around waiting for someone awesome to appear out of thin air and devour BLT. Only one person could see the great invisible chicken that was playing with playdough, that he was molding into the shape of a sword. He planned to use the sword to destroy the spider that was on THE's head. It hurt when her head was smacked, but she was happy that the spider was VANQUISHED! But, the next night Link came to get the CHAINSAW out of the barn and kill the BOX! "Must kill box" he said. The box had some type of strange thermal bomb exploded three seconds later.
****(boom)****
But, instead everyone was running around in circles like crazy chickens with their heads chopped off. They didn't realize though that Link was Awesome. And yet a dumbbell. So they put him into a tomb and had to throw Navi in also! Link was very scared of Navi. So, he dissappeared.
He went and hid in a pyramid that had a bunch of chickens in it. Link was terrified because they were actually CUCCOS! For cocoa puffs! They were inherently evil and had bad taste in clothes so, they wore none. That scared many people because they were scary looking. The people were ran away. They stopped at a McDonalds along the way, and got Big Macs along with Apple Jacks! They began running because CD's were chasing them. They stopped abruptly to check their socks for boxes that had been smached and uterly demolished.
They couldn't find any more boxes that could be demolished with lasers. They finally gave up and went to buy some death sticks for covertly selling to Rodians. They looked and they found no convenient Rodians. So, they kept the death sticks and gave them to the ESPS base...
A long time ago some guy had a orange spiky feather. He kept it in a medium-sized pocket. Gollum wanted to know where the plans for the Death Star were. You see, he planned to take over the earth and destroy the supply of evil sandwiches. The music that was being played in the background was stopped because Gollum, ate the CD player he had bought from a place that sold that stuff.
The place sold some crazy black market Matrix soundtracks and some young jedi who had been mindtricked to eat fried Balrog with garlic sauce, which poisoned his mind. Gollum walked around the Middle Earthish country until he looked up and beheld the Millenium Falcon, which was shining like the top of Morpheus' head. He had no idea why the bacon was on top of the shiny Millenium Falcon. (Which was located in The Dasha region called kingdom of the Chickens)
So, the Jedi went on a journey to Hyrule Castle to fetch the royal crown of Bob the builder, lord of the builders whom only ate sandwiches that Greg the Great made. He said that all the chickens in the barn were to be fried to a crisp because he liked chicken sandwiches. They squawked and ran away because they knew something was going to happen. They saw the evil cow that was chasing Henry George around the barn that was full of giant BLT sandwiches. The chickens ran into a wall lined with bacon all of it.
The none other than BLT was just around waiting for someone awesome to appear out of thin air and devour BLT. Only one person could see the great invisible chicken that was playing with playdough, that he was molding into the shape of a sword. He planned to use the sword to destroy the spider that was on THE's head. It hurt when her head was smacked, but she was happy that the spider was VANQUISHED! But, the next night Link came to get the CHAINSAW out of the barn and kill the BOX! "Must kill box" he said. The box had some type of strange thermal bomb exploded three seconds later.
****(boom)****
But, instead everyone was running around in circles like crazy chickens with their heads chopped off. They didn't realize though that Link was Awesome. And yet a dumbbell. So they put him into a tomb and had to throw Navi in also! Link was very scared of Navi. So, he dissappeared.
He went and hid in a pyramid that had a bunch of chickens in it. Link was terrified because they were actually CUCCOS! For cocoa puffs! They were inherently evil and had bad taste in clothes so, they wore none. That scared many people because they were scary looking. The people were ran away. They stopped at a McDonalds along the way, and got Big Macs along with Apple Jacks! They began running because CD's were chasing them. They stopped abruptly to check their socks for boxes that had been smached and uterly demolished.
They couldn't find any more boxes that could be demolished with lasers. They finally gave up and went to buy some death sticks for covertly selling to Rodians. They looked and they found no convenient Rodians. So, they kept the death sticks and gave them to the ESPS base...