Post by SilverSergyon13 on Apr 11, 2005 7:45:42 GMT -5
Space Balls has got to be the best spoof movie (other then Kung Pow) that I have seen. In fact, I feel like watching the movie today and I probably will bring it to babysitting. I was telling the kid I babysit for about it the other day and he wants to watch it!
I must say I love the Mog (the man-dog), but even better then the mog is....Darth Helmet!!
DARTH HELMET: Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
BARF: I'm a mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
COLONEL SANDURZ: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...
DARTH HELMET: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!
(This whole next part is so funny!)
HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
SANDURZ: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
HELMET: What happened to then?
SANDURZ: We passed then?
HELMET: When?
SANDURZ: Just now. We're at now, now.
HELMET: Go back to then.
SANDURZ: When?
HELMET: Now.
SANDURZ: Now?
HELMET: Now.
SANDURZ: I can't.
HELMET: Why?
SANDURZ: We missed it.
HELMET: When?
SANDURZ: Just now.
HELMET: When will then be now?
SANDURZ: Soon.
HELMET: How soon?
(This part is Epic)
YOGURT: Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as...
BARF: The force?
YOGURT: No. The Schwartz.
(This part you have to see in the movie. They are actually "combing" the desert.)
SANDURZ: Are we being too literal.
HELMET: No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?
TROOPER WITH COMB: Nothing yet, sir.
HELMET: How about you?
TROOPER WITH 2ND COMB: Not a thing, sir.
I must say I love the Mog (the man-dog), but even better then the mog is....Darth Helmet!!
DARTH HELMET: Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
BARF: I'm a mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
COLONEL SANDURZ: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...
DARTH HELMET: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!
(This whole next part is so funny!)
HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
SANDURZ: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
HELMET: What happened to then?
SANDURZ: We passed then?
HELMET: When?
SANDURZ: Just now. We're at now, now.
HELMET: Go back to then.
SANDURZ: When?
HELMET: Now.
SANDURZ: Now?
HELMET: Now.
SANDURZ: I can't.
HELMET: Why?
SANDURZ: We missed it.
HELMET: When?
SANDURZ: Just now.
HELMET: When will then be now?
SANDURZ: Soon.
HELMET: How soon?
(This part is Epic)
YOGURT: Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as...
BARF: The force?
YOGURT: No. The Schwartz.
(This part you have to see in the movie. They are actually "combing" the desert.)
SANDURZ: Are we being too literal.
HELMET: No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?
TROOPER WITH COMB: Nothing yet, sir.
HELMET: How about you?
TROOPER WITH 2ND COMB: Not a thing, sir.