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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 10, 2004 15:02:02 GMT -5
<<IT WILL GET BETTER! youre gonna meet up with us crazies! ;D ;D ;D>><<tiana, i think you spelled sandwiches wrong...THATS MY JOB!>>
yaz jumped almost a foot in the air, and then fell over backwards as she was nearly hit by another! "EEK!" she shouted! and quockly leapt into the air to avoid being hit by yet another! A huge stampede of chickens came thundering out of the vegetation...
<<insanity is good>><<MFB, yaz is only three feet tall, and she's kind dog/rabit like...i cant remember if i put that in my char sheet...>>
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 10, 2004 18:48:08 GMT -5
((Meh. So I didn't know how to spell sandwiches!)) Tiana decided to contamplate exactly why Sandwiches were being used as weapons, after all, they were much better for eating. Why would anyone want to hurt her sandwiches-- even if they weren't really her's, she was just a renigade Sith who wanted them for lunch. Eating them had pulled her into their dark, shadowyness. She jumped to her feet. "HOW COULD ANYONE HURT MY PRECI..." She was suddenly cut off as the floor beneath her vanished into a cloud of purple smoke. "...ous," she finished, hitting the ground with a loud thud. To illistrate this: THUD!!!!!"Ow." She glared at the narrator who had purposely made her fall purposefully just so that her purposeful dark purple cloak could purposefully get dirty causing her to purposefully end up looking rather unpurposefully Sithly making her purposefully look purposefully Jedi like purposefully but it purposefully didn't work because she still purposefully looked like a Sith which was purposefully enhanced by the fact that she was purposefully cluching a bag of sandwiches to her chest. Wow. Runon sentence. ((Inside joke, if you didn't get it, well, tough!)) Then she got ran over by a standpede of chickens for good measure. (( ))
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 11, 2004 18:36:59 GMT -5
(LOL! and MFB i'll have you know i had a dream about both Samus and chickens because of this insanity.)
Xaria emerged from the think forest, renegade chickens following after, to find that the dark side here seemed to manifest itself as a large pit with a girl inside it surrounded by chickens. The girl looked like a Jedi, and any senseing of her real affiliation Xaria would have done was ruined by an overwhelming sense of purposefullness."Jettoz?" She called.
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 11, 2004 20:27:40 GMT -5
"CHICKENS!" Tiana yelled, jumping to her feet and using the Force to shove the many chickens away from her, flicking her lightsaber to existance. The last of the rouge chickens attacking her fled for their life, though the ones surrounding the newcomer stayed where they were.
She sighed, and lowered her green bladed lightsaber to her side. "Good morning!" she called in reply. "Who are you? Did you set the evil chickens on me purposefully so that they would purposefully distract me and purposefully cause my focus to be thrown off so that they could purposefully teleport me here purposefully..." She gasped for breath. "Um. Yes. Anyway..."
Tiana grinned faintly. "Are you friend or foe... uhh... whoever you are." She tried to get a feel for her affiliation-- she looked Jedi, and yet not-- but any sense she might've got was overran by the purposeful feeling that was over her at the moment. Purposefully.
She pulled a chocolate chip cookie out of her pocket, and munched on it wondering where the Oracle was when she needed her.
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 12, 2004 15:49:36 GMT -5
<<GASP! when this rpg was going on live ats cys house which is whaen this whole thing was created...muffinwraith was just like you tiana...she only wanted to eat the sandwiches! even htough they turned you darkside>><<lol chicken dreams!>>
yaz followed up behid xaria...she could feel a darkness coming from the pit...but the girl inside had a green lightsaber, and she hadnt attacked yet... a chicken nearby clucked loudly, so yax PUPOSEFULLY walked over to it...she purposefully pet it to prove tha chickens were nice...and then purposefully knocked it into hte pit to see what the girl would do...purposefully.
<<hee, runon sentences... myn wasnt exactly runon though...>>
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Nov 14, 2004 13:31:31 GMT -5
<<what is with the chickens? o well.... must join!>>
Mag was sitting behind the rock watching the silly being get thrown about purposefully and run over by chickens. *snicker* "wat an inferior being ....." Mag was cut off suddenlly. The renigade Sith was headed towards her quickly. At any momment she would be discovered.
<<Hahahaha... i dont get it... o well..... but i still dont get it..... no offense Tiana... but it was pretty funny to see u get thrown about and run over by inasane chickens ;D>>
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Nov 14, 2004 13:33:55 GMT -5
((yo elf! when can i get some stars too? i feel so left out. *cries* tear.))
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 14, 2004 13:43:20 GMT -5
(you gottta either be a mod or go through the normal ranks for stars.)
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 14, 2004 14:59:41 GMT -5
((Stars can be given... use this code in the user groups area:
Meeses and Geeses ((so she gets her Personal title still)) <br> <img src="URL to STAR or whatever"> ((repeat img src code as many times as you need the image. And you'd set that in her profile.
I think that should work. I've never tried it.
So, since I was a Jedi I become a renigade Sith? *shrugs* Okay. I'm acting like Muffinwraith? *shrugs* Interesting. No offence taken.))
"PURPOSEFULLY!" Tiana yelled randomly, staring at the chicken that the newcomer had just knocked into a pit randomly. She purposefully twisted around to stare at her, still walking backwards purposefully, so that she could purposefully go backwards and purposefully crash into a tree. However, after purposefully crashing into the tree that was purposefully put there so that she could purposefully crash into it and purposefully nearly fall back into the pit she UNpurposefully tripped over another nearby character.
She hit the ground with a thud:
THUD!!!!
And created a small Tiana shaped pit.
For good measure, a random purple chicken ran over her. Purposefully. Tiana groaned, and pulled herself out of the Tiana shaped pit. "I want garlic sandwiches," she muttered.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 14, 2004 15:02:13 GMT -5
Xaria purposefully threw an orange chicken into the pit. "Why?!"
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 14, 2004 15:14:24 GMT -5
Tina blinked. "CHICKENS... oh..." She blinked again, the blink being universal for 'huh'. "Because they're food," she said logically.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 14, 2004 15:20:04 GMT -5
Xaria blinked back. "Oh...okay then. Need help?"
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 14, 2004 15:27:30 GMT -5
"Um..."
She was suddenly purposefully ran over by a nearby purposeful bulldozer and a purposeful anvil fell off of a purposefully nearby cliff purposefully.
"Beep beep," said the roadrunner.
The Sith groaned painfully. "Seems my narrator still has a soft spot for the good guys," she muttered, attempting to stand up. Then a purposeful cookie fell on her head and vanished. Tiana fell over again.
"Um. Yeah... I could use a little help," she said sheepishly.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 14, 2004 15:32:50 GMT -5
Xaria purposefully ate another cookie before holding her hand out to the odd person in the hole. Purposefully, a chicken stepped on her hand as well.
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 14, 2004 15:39:04 GMT -5
Tiana grabbed her hand, and hauled herself purposefully out of the Tiana-shaped hole. At least, attempted to. Sadly, she was heavier than the other person, and they both fell backwards into the Tiana shaped hole purposefully, which had a purposeful anvil shaped dint in the bottum. Tiana groaned, and sat down on the anvil. "Darn. Jedi?"
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 14, 2004 15:56:43 GMT -5
Xaria purposefully sat down next to her, noting that the hole had a very purposeful shape. "Jedi in training."
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 14, 2004 19:10:19 GMT -5
"Ah." Tiana nodded wisely. "Padawan, then? Where's your Master, maybe she can get us out of this very purposeful hole that is purposefully trapping us purposefully away from the purposeful plot line that purposefully does not exist but that's a purposeful good thing because then we wouldn't have purposeful chickens to purposefully drive ME INSANE! Not like that hadn't happened already, I might add."
She purposefully blinked. "Anyway, I'm Tiana."
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Nov 15, 2004 15:57:32 GMT -5
yaz GASPED! "EEKEMS!" she purposefully jumped into the pit...and then un purposefully stepped in the tiana shaped pit, causing her to fall over. but then she purposefully got up and purposefully walked over to the new charactr and purposefully said "HI!" so that she could purposefully drow this new person into the purposefull situation... before the new person could tqalk thogh...the orange chicken ran over them! ;D
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Nov 15, 2004 19:52:01 GMT -5
"This is my Master." Xaria said purposefully as the chicken purposefully stepped on her. "I am a...well I'm not sure what. Maybe a Knight. It's a long and involved and possibly plot-conducive story."
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Post by Tiana Calthye on Nov 15, 2004 23:29:15 GMT -5
"Hiiiiii!" Tiana purposefully said, purposefully raising her hands after standing up from the orange chicken attack. "I'm a Sith, by the way... hope that doesn't put a dint in this already dinted hole." She purposefully grinned very Jedi-like, and looked very unpurposefully unevil because, after all, she wasn't exactly evil for her entire life.
She glared at the orange chicken, and it burst into flames. Then it started purposefully raining, and put the orange chicken out. Purposefully.
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