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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 12, 2005 1:27:00 GMT -5
another THUD as Zelda appered next to Link.
Zelda: Now Link you must be careful, it may be a trick.
Arwen: (from in the hole) Zelda? Link? is that you? GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Zelda: Arwen? We'll aren't you in a pickle! Link, get some rope and help her out.
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Post by MFB on Mar 12, 2005 1:31:51 GMT -5
Link jumps as Zelda THUDS next to him.
"WAH! NOT YO--I mean, oh hi Zelda." He grinned trying to hide his mistake. "I'll just go...getthatrope." And Link *zps!* off to find some rope.
Then turns around and realizes. "Hey! That one lady already has one!" And *zips* right back.
"Hey, Zelda, that lady already has a rope." He says as he points to Xaria.
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 12, 2005 1:38:11 GMT -5
Zelda: well then help her OUT!!!!
Arwen climbs up rope which Xaria threw down to her.
Arwen: HAI guys! Its been a while , whats up? she said as she gives them hugs.
Zelda: Uuhhh.. not much. We just got here. You got food?
Arwen: Yes, here ya go, bacon! and lembas, and ale. And milk for Link.
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Post by MFB on Mar 12, 2005 1:41:23 GMT -5
"W00T!" Link yells somehow able to ephasise "0"s in his words. He nabs the bacon and milk from Arwen, as well as giving her thnks. He nearly glugs down the whole milk bottle before a flying cucco hits him in the head.
"What the-" he says as he turns around and spots the white creature on the ground before him.
"Not...you!" he says dramatically. "RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! KILLER CHICKENS OF DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!" and he *zips!* off before anyone can respond.
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 12, 2005 11:11:44 GMT -5
"'that lady?' I am now 'that lady'?" Andromeda squawks in disgust.
Xaria, appalled at the recent tense change, sits in shock, muttering something about her native planet.
This, because Xaria could not logically remember her native planet, causes another dent in the canon, this one turning all to silver glass. Until a plot by Yaz comes along, Xaria and Cy alike flip out and Andromeda decides that glass does not taste all that good despite it's shinyness, all is chows.
Then Andromeda curles the rope up and sticks it in Xaria's pocket and everything is again normal, except her sunglasses are now white like Elijah Wood's.
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Post by Puya89 on Mar 13, 2005 17:54:20 GMT -5
Boba Fett goes wondering through the RPG looking for those blasted Yuuzhan Vong who might have killed him. Thankfully not finding any, he waits for the plot to go by. The plot goes by, waves a little, and leaves. Boba curses at it in Mandalorian and keeps walking. At the entrance to the real RPG, the spot where people might start to notice him, he adjusts his antennae and walks in, scanning carefully for fangirls and/or Samus Aran. Thinking mournfully of that fateful clunk, Boba trips over a chicken and falls into the hole previously occupied by Arwen. He struggles, whines, and uses his jet pack to get out. Now floating a ways above the staring masses, he waits.
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 14, 2005 15:07:51 GMT -5
Arwen and Zelda watch Link scurry off.
Arwen: Whats with him?
Zelda: Dont know, sigh, guess we should follow....
Arwen: AHHHH EVIL CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNN!!!
Zelda:(stares at chickens) SO thats why he ran.
They both *zip* off behind Link.
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Post by kanedbydemons on Mar 17, 2005 15:19:43 GMT -5
Finally having gotten up from her heap on the ground, Ri stared around at all of the zipping and yelling that was going on. Hmm, interesting. Chickens, holes and bacon. Well, that bacon could be good. While everyone was busy pulling people out of holes and running away from the chickens Ri decided to help herself to the bacon and eat it, but finally decided that the bacon would be best in a sandwich. Finding one of those annoying greaseproof-papered packets of sandwiches hanging from a tree she unwrapped it, removed the filling and stuffed the bacon inside, busily chomping on it in obvious deight. Then a clever (for her) idea appeared out of nowhere, almost knocking her over as it screeched to a halt next to her: sell the sandwiches to other people! Then maybe she'd have enough money to get off teh annoyingly sandwichful planet. Raising her voice she yelled after the other people "Hey, bacon sandwiches! Not too expensive!"
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 17, 2005 17:07:57 GMT -5
Xaria turns around in alarm, still stuck in present tense. "NO! You must not sell the sandwiches! They are the dark side! They will corrupt your soul[/i[!!!"
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Post by kanedbydemons on Mar 17, 2005 17:16:03 GMT -5
Ri gulps, now attacked by the present tense as well - must be something to do with the bacon. She throws the sandwich away from her, knocking a large chicken out, and yelps "No! Curse of the present tense! EVERYONE LOOK OUT!!!!" Attempting to hide behind someone else she manages to trip over the chicken that she knocked out and spill the stack of bacon sandwiches that she had made. Bacon sandwiches everywhere!
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 18, 2005 2:36:02 GMT -5
A sandwich flys and lands on Arwen. THUD! Arwen: AHHH help..the Dark Side is attacking!!!!
Zelda: NOOO!!!!
As Zelda runs to hlep Arwen a large peice of bacon lands on her.
Zelda: AHHHHH HELLLLPPP!!!! LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELPPPPP!!!!
Arwen and Zelda: LLLIIINNNKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arwen: if we wait much longer.....the Dark side will have us!
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MFB on Mar 23, 2005 1:32:44 GMT -5
Again, Link *THUD!*s out of virtually nowhere and uses the power of game programming to transport himself and everone around him to a safe spot...like 20 feet to the right behind some bushes.
"I'm a hero!" Link says, and commences with a strange dance while throwing flowers in the air.
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 23, 2005 17:07:25 GMT -5
Zelda: woah, what happened?
Arwen: Link transported us!
Zelda: You saved us Link, and just in time!!!
Arwen: Your our hero!
Zelda and Arwen : We love you Link! And with that they give him a big *HUG*
Zelda: Bacon for the hero!
Arwen: Right away!
Zelda: HEre ya go.
Arwen: Now where are we off to?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 27, 2005 19:33:29 GMT -5
attacked on all sides by the present tense, script style, and lack of capitalization, xaria hides behind rij desperatly trying to think of a flashback.
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Post by Puya89 on Mar 30, 2005 14:53:29 GMT -5
Boba realizes he is humming "Reality" and stops before someone hears him. He then cleans the visor of his helmet, becuase he is bored. suddenly THUDTHUDTHUD! and there's Link, Zelda, etc. "YIPE!" Says Boba, then regains his composure, which had run off with a chicken for a second there. "Do any of you have a bounty on your heads? Pointy...hats?"
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Post by kanedbydemons on Apr 15, 2005 14:58:52 GMT -5
Getting very bored of falling over, being cursed with present tense and generally being attacked by the bacon Ri finally decides to disentangle herself from everyone else near her - performed by spinning around in a circle with her arms out so as to hit anyone too close - and then starts wandering away. After only a few steps she gives up AGAIN and sits down on the floor to sulk... Ending up with her clothes all wet because she sat in a puddle.
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Post by Puya89 on Apr 20, 2005 15:30:44 GMT -5
"Here." says Boba. "you can use my flamethrower to dry."
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Apr 20, 2005 16:11:58 GMT -5
Arwen and Zelda see Boba and wonder what a bounty hunter is doing here.
Arwen: So, whats it like stealing, killing for money, eh Boba?
Zelda: I'm making bacon and spam sandwiches. With some milk. *she pulls out cooking suplies out of her bag and starts cooking*
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Post by Puya89 on Jun 12, 2005 14:53:09 GMT -5
"It's like...life. That's all. It's like 42." said Boba, and reached for a sandwich, unbeknowing of the danger.
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Post by Jaina~ timesplitter on Jun 14, 2005 18:42:55 GMT -5
Zelda: POISON!!! haha for you, boba. Link: Zelda, what did you DO? Zelda: Well, he tried to kill you, what with the flamethrower and all. Link: Hey,that flamethrower was kool. Zelda: Bah, go talk to Shreik.
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