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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 26, 2004 17:09:26 GMT -5
it all stems back from the chicken crossing the road. When he did it, all the other birds got wise and figured they'd cross a whole country and be debated about, but now, us fool humans created a scientific explanation for that.
Where did that matching sock go?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 26, 2004 18:53:46 GMT -5
because, it thought that shouldnb't be allowed to have a matching pair and each foot would look different..
Why can Santa fit down a chimney?
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Post by MFB on Dec 27, 2004 0:29:55 GMT -5
Because he has a Slimming Santa Suit.
Link: Buy yours today! Only $19.95 plus S&H Shippingandhandleingis$1,000,000.89acrossallcontinents.Noalternativesavailable.
WHY DO I NOT KNOW WHO INVENTED PIES?!
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 27, 2004 8:44:59 GMT -5
Because Navi blew him/her up whn she was blowing up the rest of the world.. someone broke the bottle so, she got out...
Why is snow cold??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 27, 2004 17:25:51 GMT -5
because snow backwards is wons.
why can't you have a jumbo shrimp?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 27, 2004 20:45:15 GMT -5
because it would be too big to fit in your mouth.. Why is depressing?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 28, 2004 23:01:01 GMT -5
because it is depressed. UHM!!!
why do we put trees inside our houses for Christmas?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 29, 2004 11:11:32 GMT -5
because presents need shade when they are put under the Christmas tree..
Why do we have to get up in the morning?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 29, 2004 14:41:27 GMT -5
we don't, if we never started sleeping in the first place.
if a cat is meowing at the door and when you open it he does not come in, what is his motive?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 29, 2004 15:37:18 GMT -5
He likes to conspire!!
If the sky was falling what would happen??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 30, 2004 16:54:41 GMT -5
we'd all have to find another sky.
Why?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 1, 2005 16:30:03 GMT -5
because it is a question and a lot of things need explanations...
why do you have certain smileys?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 2, 2005 15:56:44 GMT -5
because they make us. They speak to our minds...
Why does hail fall?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 2, 2005 16:41:20 GMT -5
because it can't go up so, it has to come down....
Why, is why a question?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 3, 2005 19:29:30 GMT -5
because if it wasn't it would be an answer, and that would create a conundrum, because we would then be asking an answer and expecting...what? a question? wait, that's what they do on Jeopardy.
Why did the water buffalo cross the road?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 3, 2005 19:34:30 GMT -5
Because it wanted to catch up with the rest of its family...
Why an ant live in the ground??
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Post by MFB on Jan 12, 2005 21:21:12 GMT -5
Because if it couldn't, it would want to; therefore, it decided to do what it would want to given that there was a chance it could not.
Why does light contain no matter?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 12, 2005 21:28:27 GMT -5
Becuase, light decided to be different and not have matter like solids, liqiuds and gases......
Why do people fight over Link??
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Post by MFB on Jan 12, 2005 21:33:07 GMT -5
Because he is awesome.
Link: Yep!
They don't mean YOU, they fight over the REAL Link.
Link: You...you m-mean...I'm not...real? *cries*
Why are there no dummys of Navi to rip?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 12, 2005 21:37:27 GMT -5
Because she is one of a kind... No dummy can replace her...
Why does Navi have fun beating up Link??
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