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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Dec 19, 2004 15:31:30 GMT -5
In this game, someone asks a ridiculous question, and the next person has to answer it. They can answer any way they like.
Why when a toilet is flushed, the water goes in a certain direction?
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Post by MFB on Dec 19, 2004 22:34:21 GMT -5
(Pause)
Link: Why?
lol, sorry, it's an inside joke. It was bound to happen. ;D
I say it's because toilets dislike to have their water spin in the opposite direction.
Ok! Why do viruses exist? (Expecting a strange answer from Cy if she replies to this...lol)
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 20, 2004 7:32:05 GMT -5
Viruses exist because they are conspiring to rule the world!!
Sonny--Yea, now it is our turn!!
Cher--*with no sacrasm* I am really excited
Why do people have conspiracies??
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 20, 2004 20:37:06 GMT -5
Because the conspiracies want them to, of course.
Is there a theory of Irrelativity?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 20, 2004 22:04:41 GMT -5
Yes, there is except we have not found it yet because the scientists have been working on other things such as cures for different types of cancers...
Why is there a such thing as Blennophobia??
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 1:23:51 GMT -5
Tis simple: people are afraid of giant apes who weild bananas. That it why.
But WHY? WHY do people eat with chopsticks?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 15:22:32 GMT -5
Because, they think they will live longer because it takes them longer to eat their food... Therefore they get full easier and they aren't over weight ;D...
Why are there diseases??
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 15:33:20 GMT -5
So that prople can take shots; and so cows can go moo.
Why do people sweat?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 15:39:35 GMT -5
People sweat because they can drink soft drinks!!!
Why does Link like Bacon?
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 15:48:22 GMT -5
Because of his hat; because of the date of his birth; because cows can't fly; and because it was random.
Why, oh why do people eat caviar?
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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Dec 21, 2004 19:32:12 GMT -5
Because fish eggs are just so darn APPETIZING!!!
Why can't pigs fly?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 21, 2004 20:30:26 GMT -5
Because then, it is flying bacon and Link would never be able to get it... unless he got Navi to get him some...
Why don't French people shave??
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Post by MFB on Dec 21, 2004 23:56:22 GMT -5
Because they are lazy, o' course. ;D
The REAL question is why people play the acordian when there are so many other, and better instruments out there?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 22, 2004 12:41:46 GMT -5
because an accordian is like a piano horizontalized.
why are stories written only on the insides of the books?
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Post by MFB on Dec 22, 2004 15:08:04 GMT -5
Because a book can't be judged by it's cover, therefore, the story must be on the inside, otherwise that statement would be irrelivant because a book COULD be judged by it's cover, or rather, the outside of the book.
So why do people walk on their feet instead of their hands?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 22, 2004 15:23:11 GMT -5
because people are crazy and they wanted to do the opposite of their ancestors.... walking on their feet...
Why don't we see chickens driving cars?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 23, 2004 21:27:09 GMT -5
because they all take X-wings instead.
why don't onions make themselves cry?
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Post by MFB on Dec 24, 2004 0:05:24 GMT -5
Because they dislike to get depressed.
Why are there no pink apples?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Dec 24, 2004 10:18:42 GMT -5
because then apple pie could be confused with cranberry.
why are limes coincidently lime green?
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Post by Spazzy on Dec 24, 2004 14:00:53 GMT -5
because, before they were growing the farmers picked the color lime green as the color the limes would be..
Why do birds migrate?
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