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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 23, 2005 16:44:44 GMT -5
because they don't run off course as much as pigs.
Why does hair stand up when one is scared?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 24, 2005 14:16:28 GMT -5
The hair wants to see what you are so scared of so, they stand up...
Why do people sing so badly?
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Jan 28, 2005 19:23:38 GMT -5
their vocal chords hate the outside world... its a conspiracy... they want to take over the univese! but they cant. (something to the effect of the keyboard curse)
why wasps? *meaning: what in the WORLD was god thinking when he created them*
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 28, 2005 22:16:11 GMT -5
Because, it is important to all of us and we wouldn't be able to live here in this society...
Why do birds lay eggs?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 29, 2005 12:28:57 GMT -5
because somebody's gotta trick the rabbits into thinkng they laid them.
Why is snow blue-tinted?
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Post by MFB on Jan 29, 2005 12:50:31 GMT -5
Because its sad...you would be to if people walked all over you.
Why does Santa wear red?
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Post by MAG on Jan 29, 2005 13:13:57 GMT -5
because he doesn't look good in purple so he went to his second favorite color....red
why do siths like sandwiches?
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Post by Spazzy on Jan 29, 2005 14:02:22 GMT -5
They like the bread cause it fills them up...
Why is there depression??
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KiraGeneva
Gherkin
Whooppeeee! Gimme some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
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Post by KiraGeneva on Jan 29, 2005 17:02:56 GMT -5
Depression is a curse from the devil himself. That's all I can say.
If one of the new members of Neo's gang in The Matrix was a cat, what kind of powers would he have and how would he fight the bad guys?
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Post by MFB on Jan 29, 2005 20:31:49 GMT -5
Er...that's more of an "If" than a "why," but AC! I can respond to this!
One word: Sonic-Meow.
It could like,just "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" And *THUD!* all the Smith's would be dead from heart attacks. (You know, they'd get all scared and think that like...the world was comming to an end...er...yeah...)
Why are there bugs in the world? (And don't say they're here for the spiders...I hate spiders even more *shudders*)
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KiraGeneva
Gherkin
Whooppeeee! Gimme some Kentucky Fried Chicken!
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Post by KiraGeneva on Jan 29, 2005 21:52:30 GMT -5
Bugs are here to remind us that sinister creatures are well-detailed and can come in small packages.
Why are there roaches? Ugh.
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Post by MFB on Jan 29, 2005 21:54:17 GMT -5
So that tihis smiley can have a purpose: Why do people buy wallets? (Sorry if I've already asked this one...)
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 30, 2005 10:07:28 GMT -5
to keep the death sticks in, of course.
Why are planets round?
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Fifi Poney 1
Gherkin
Meeses And Geeses
fifi poney! this is the esps! not MEI! and THIS is you webpge! ~K.elf
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Post by Fifi Poney 1 on Feb 5, 2005 14:32:15 GMT -5
muffinwraith13- cuz if they were square they would collide into the space monkeies and soar into the giant floating crackers of doom fifipony1- cuz they wanted to be endless and to confuse us about standing upside-down on the south pole without knowing we are...... also the chicken ruler of the stars decreed it (she has a very nasty temper at times) Why did i say this: yo tengo hambre.......yo comi un(a) amigo(a).........toda yo tengo hambre? Translation: i am hungry.... i ate a friend... i'm still hungry ~shadow/ muffinwraith13
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 5, 2005 17:42:54 GMT -5
eww! You said that because Spanish is a cruel, cruel language.
Why must the turkey sit down in the snow?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 5, 2005 22:07:00 GMT -5
Before the pickles began to grow they voted.. The majority voted for green.. it was a very close call and it was up to one of the original pickles.. Unfortunatley its favorite color was green so, they are green..
[glow=red,2,300]Why do people like soda?[/glow]
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Feb 6, 2005 11:26:57 GMT -5
soda gives peeps extra cool powers of DOOM!why do hearts look like this: and not like the real shape of hearts?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 6, 2005 12:22:32 GMT -5
because otherwise it would be ikky...and there was this one professor of medical science, who had a heart that WAS shaped like that, and he gave everyone else this delusion...
<sorry about the insult. I like languages...>
Why does sand turn to glass?
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Post by K*doom*ELF on Feb 6, 2005 14:02:48 GMT -5
because if it didnt the song that that qoute is from would be messed up!
why did the flamingo cross the road?
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