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Post by Cy Skywalker on Jan 30, 2005 18:40:32 GMT -5
*thing i opened slams closed*
Neo: but my true love is unplugged!!
Lucas: this is good stuff! *takes out pen and paper and writes stuff*
Kit: is that Aurebesh?
Agent Jones: wanna be an agent?
Kit: NO! *kung fu*
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Post by Kora on Jan 31, 2005 21:13:30 GMT -5
Boba: *slams into window and gets knocked out cold*
KT: Um...Is that PG?
Random Guy from one of the new Veggietales: OH MIGHTY POND SCUM, YOU ARE SO POWERFUL AND........scummy.
KT: Eeeeeeeew...
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 1, 2005 15:00:20 GMT -5
Spaz--There now stay here until I come for you!!
Sonny--But, why can't Cher be in here too.. I mean she isn't that nice..
Spaz--Well because she wants to keep her freedom!!
Sonny--Fine..
Barney--I love you, you love me-
Sonny--*stares and then tapes his mouth shut* Now, how did Barney get in this asylum and what is it I am supposed to do with him??
Spaz--Figure it out for yourself!!
Barney--*stares at Sonny*
Sonny--Now I am gonna have to blind fold him too!!!
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 1, 2005 15:52:08 GMT -5
Cy:...thud.
Luke: Barney is so not PG. I say we attacketh.
Neo: TRINITY, HELP!!!!
Lucas: COPYRIGHT INFRONGEMENT??!! where?!
Cy: leave it to the Wachowshis. I mean...*glances at Barney again* thud.
Kit: Those cats will pay.
Agent Jones: wanna be an agent?
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 1, 2005 17:48:21 GMT -5
Spaz--Okay now where did he come from??*looks around*
Sonny--i don't know he kind of just showed up..
Donkey--Yea.. well at least it wasn't anyone else that showed up..
Spaz--*looks around* who is there?? Donkey is that you??
Donkey--Yep me and Shrek..
Spaz--Oh..
Shrek---Hey do you need any help with anything??
Spaz--Yea, can you make sure CY doesn't faint again and not with your breath either... Can you talk Barney somewhere??
Barney--*stares*
Spaz--Let me see what he has to say before he goes...
Barney--I lovve you, you love me... *tape goes over mouth*
Spaz--There that is better... Barney freeks me out and so does the Hand..
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Post by Kora on Feb 1, 2005 21:12:37 GMT -5
KT: EEEW! BARNEY IS TOTALLY NOT PG! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
Boba: Who?
KT: You don't wanna know!
Another guy from the new Veggietales: Slave bad, name change good.
Another guy: Here Pig Boy feed the pigs!
Another guy from the new Veggietales: My other name had a nice ring to it.
KT: Yeah, sorry. I don't know how to spell his name or even pronounce it.
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 1, 2005 21:28:31 GMT -5
Barney--Won't you be my friend and give me a hug??
Spaz--I say lets run for it!!
Shrek--No I will get him outta here as soon as he annoys KT enough... ;D
Sonny--No... please spare me the pain of Barney..
Donkey--Yea.. I really don't need him here Shrak.. I can annoy a lot of people..
Barney--I love you.. you love me...
Spaz--Will someone shut him up?!
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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Feb 2, 2005 8:39:49 GMT -5
Ichabod: Yes, I see. Did Barney really kill B-Bop? I must investigate!
Silver: Hmmmm....ya kno ye don't have to investigate everything....Just becauseBarney is a big supid purple dinosaur doesn't make him a murderer.
Ichabod: How do you know? I believe I am the inspector here!
Silver: Ummm....well I control you, so ha!
Jack: Oh Ichabod, shut your trap. We don't need be listening to your garbage! While your walking away get me some rum...
*Ichabod stamping away madly with a pouty look on his face.*
*Me running after him*
Silver: NOOO!! DON"T LEAVE ME!!! we LOVE you, SO MUCH!!!
(this post brought to you by Random House Incorporated.)
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 2, 2005 20:33:39 GMT -5
Spaz---Unfortuantely Barney came through here..
Sonny--Oh man.. why did he have to come??
Spaz--I don't know..
Cher--Oh well he is gone for now... *looks around*
Shrek--Well I wanted to wait till he annoyed KT enough but, he was getting on my nerves as well..
Donkey--Me too!!
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Post by Kora on Feb 3, 2005 20:33:57 GMT -5
KT: ...I thought the purpose of this asylum was so taht we can have random cute guys appear...
Boba: I'm cute!?
KT: EEW! NO!
Random Boba Fett fangirl: YES, HE IS!
Marty: Am I?
KT: ...Not really...
Larry: Am I cute even though I'm a cucumber?
KT: TOTALLY!
Lance: ...Yeah...You seem to go for guys that aren't your species...
KT: *smiles* (not like Kit, like this: ;D) Ok, so I guess that's not the point...
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 3, 2005 20:44:46 GMT -5
Spaz--Well there are some random hot guys...
Harry--Well yea.. i guess some guys are hot..
Ron--Not you Harry..
Spaz--Stop the two of you... And where di you come from??
Billy-- I let them in..
Spaz--Where did you come from??
Shrek--I let him in... Hhehehehehe...
Spaz--Oh man.. I have to get outta here and fast
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Post by Kora on Feb 3, 2005 20:55:45 GMT -5
Boba: CAN I COME WITH YOU, Spaz?!
KT: NO! You are my prisoner! You may not escape.
Boba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! --I'm really not cute?
KT: I don't think you are...
Thousands of random Boba Fett fangirls at once: HE IS SO!
Mouse: AAAAH! *activates hot shield*
KT: Wow....
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Mouse: NO! RANDOM THING IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!
Elan: *activates hot shield*
Boba: *activates hot shield*
KT: ...You don't have a hot shield...
Random Boba Fett fangirl: HE DOES SO!
KT: NOT IN MY POST HE DOESN'T! *destroys Boba's hot shield* HA!
Random Boba Fett fangirl:EEEW! GET HER!!!
KT: Oh...no...
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 3, 2005 21:06:14 GMT -5
Spaz--Sure you can come with me.. I will bring Barney back in to annoy KT...
Sonny--She will..
Shrekk--Then, let me outta here too..
Cher--No.. i think you should suffer..
Donkey--i don't think we should have to...
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Post by Kora on Feb 3, 2005 21:15:22 GMT -5
KT: You know, it's not JUST me you're annoying...
Lance: There should be a rule that Barney isn't allowed on the entire website...whoever Barney is...
Mouse: It's ok, KT. There is no Barney.
Boba: Ok, after all those fangirls...AND YOU EVIL PERSON DESTORYED MY SHIELD--I'll stay here for a while...
Pa Grape: *sings*We are the grapes of wrath. We nefver take a bath!
Larry: NO! It's *sings* We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay hom and lie around! And if you ask us to do anyhting...we'll just tell you, WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!
Pa Grape: ...But I'm also a grape of wrath...
Larry: Oh
Jimmy: Hey! Wanna sing that other song?
Jr.: SURE!
Mr. Lunt: *sings* I DON'T GOT A BELLY BUTTON!
KT: WHOA! IT'S BOYS IN THE SINK!!
Lance: Who?
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 4, 2005 18:03:59 GMT -5
Cy: wo'ha! I leave for a while and this place gets overrun with...EEEKKK!
Kit: ;D
Jones: (having recently discovered that the other agent's name is really Johnson) I AM NONEXISTANT!! NOOOOOOO!!
Neo: there is no agent.
Kit: ...
Cy: Dinosaurs should be FIERCE! *mutters* not in my post you don't...lol
Velociraptor: ATTACKETH!!! *jumps at Barney*
Cy: and i've never liked that keyboard and i've never kissed a program and i've never built a lightsaber in the mall...
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 4, 2005 19:09:26 GMT -5
Barney--I love you, you love me... lets get together and sing Barney.. with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.. won't you say you love me to..
Spaz--Oh man, just shoot me now!!
Sonny--Okay!!
Spaz--I didn't mean it literally...LOL
Sonny--Oh...
Shrek--Come here Donkey help me look for a way out of here
Donkey--Why??
Shrek--Before I go crazy with HIM in here!!
Spaz--That is okay.. everyone in here will go crazy soon..
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Post by Kora on Feb 4, 2005 21:04:18 GMT -5
KT: Okay, this is making me sick...
Boba: AAH! EVEYONE RUN!
Mouse: Just give her some air.
Mr. Lunt: I DON'T GOT A BELLY BUTTON! NO! OH NO, NO!!! No belly button!
Mouse: Hey! I wonder if you don't have a belly button...Can ya still get bugged?
Mr. Lunt: What?
Lance: Yeah...What?
KT: *faints*
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID, BARNEY!!!
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Post by Spazzy on Feb 4, 2005 21:40:32 GMT -5
Spaz--I know.. Clear the way.. KT needs air!!
Barney--i love you, you love me...
Spaz--Someone get him outta here..
Baby-Bop-- I don't think he should leave!!
Spaz--AHHH!! They are coming from all directions!!
Shrek--I know but, what can we do??
Spaz--Run!!
BJ--I love you, you love me.. Sing along!!
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Post by MFB on Feb 4, 2005 21:46:21 GMT -5
*shadowy figure emeges from...shadows. It noctches a shining arrow in a bow*
Link: Let her go, you filth!
MFB: Whoa! Link's in the ayslum!
Link: Slowly step away from KT, you tree-hugging dino, and I won't stick this Light Arrow in your gut!
MFB: Ummm...Link, PG remember?
Link: Barney's not PG!
MFB: Oh...true.
Link: Now, DO AS I SAY! lest I act upon my word!
Navi: Him...being smart? What the heck is up with this ayslum?!
MFB: IT'S MAGIC!
Frodo: Like my ring! Ring on...ring off...ring on...ring off...
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Post by Kora on Feb 4, 2005 22:13:30 GMT -5
Lacne: Hey! Aren't I supposed to save her? *scratches head*
KT: *suddenly wakes up* LINK! MY HERO!!!
Lance: ...
Boba: YAY!
Marty: 'Bout time someone stands up to that annoying green and purple dinosaur.
Elan: You know, Spaz, you can control them and make them go POOF!
Larry-boy: AAAH! I'M PURPLE AND GREEN!!! DOES THAT MAKE ME BAD?!?!?
KT: NOOOOOO!!! YOU'RE CUTE!!! Plus, you're yellow to!
Larry-boy: Ok!
KT: *stares at Link*
Lance: ...
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