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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Mar 9, 2005 11:18:27 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow: Aye, the asylum...a place I've come to know well.
Me: You;ve never been to an asylum in your life, but I must say you probably belong there.
Jack Sparrow: Don't ruin my rough personality that people think I actually have!
Me: Rough personality? You're a freakin pansy man.
Jack: No.....Who told you that?
Me: hehehehe...pansy man....
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 9, 2005 22:45:25 GMT -5
JA: You two BELONG here. Merry: Hmmmmm Looks like fun! Pippin: Got food? JA: Yea *tosses bacon* Pippin: Food! Merry: Food! JA: YEa, you do belong here...........
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Post by Kora on Mar 10, 2005 21:28:11 GMT -5
Ted: This place is so awesome!
Bill and Ted: Excellent! *guitar thing*
KT: Why did I agree to let THEM in here?
Ted: Because you're a fictional babe!
KT: ...That was after.
Ted: Oh, right.
EW: *scratches ear*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 13, 2005 10:42:30 GMT -5
Cy: NANCY!!!!!!
Lance: *thwak*
Cy: dang.
DM: MY LINE!
Indiana Jones: I can't seem to keeo a girlfriend.
Andromeda: KILLER OF CHICKENS!!! *thwak*
Indy: my fedora!!
Kit: must...be...more random!! I BELONG HERE!!
Cy: in some opinions...
guy walking by: *hums*
Jango: give me that head back, son! I mean, clone!
Nate the Clone: GREAT JANGO! *bows*
Boba: POWER TO THE CLONES!
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Post by Kora on Mar 20, 2005 14:48:56 GMT -5
KT: GASP! You used one of my co-author's! Doom!
Mouse: FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a rat!
Rat: I am.
KT: GASP! I didn't know your name was Rat until Cy told me.
Rat: I know kung-fu!
Mouse: ...
KT: Wait...Rat doesn't have a hot shield.
Rat: But I don't dye!
KT: *glares* Go away.
Rat: No!
KT: Why?
Rat: I'm smarter than you.
Boba: I lost a leg!
Ted: This place is getting weirder and weirder...
Bill: We should leave
Ted: Yeah.
KT: NO!
Darth Vador: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Boba: I know. I know. I gotta get Han Solo. I CAN'T!
Darth Vader: ...What?
Rat: I saved the world! I'm the TRUE hero!
KT: ...No.
Rat: Yes, I am!
KT: Are you related to Toby Maguire?
Rat: Who?
Lance: MY LINE!
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Mar 21, 2005 2:14:26 GMT -5
JA: no more ale! Merry: Lightsabers! pippin: They dont exist in our world! Merry: Who cares! this is another world........unpluged.. P: wha? ? M: nothing is real...... P:............ M: Why dont you join me on this island I'm stuck on? hmmm? With the freaky "THING" thats out to get us. and the French Chic. P:I am totaly lost... M: EXSACLY!!!! P: Whatever! Aragorn: Fool of a took! Ja: what'd he do? M: yea whatd he do? P: Um...what did I do? A: Nothing, I just like saying that JA: Oh pelase thats so "mines of Moria"ish A: and when did you become a Jedi dear? Ja: *twich* um........I ah...THUD (by Zelda) Zelda: Ok thats enough, I want in here too. You too behave! M&P: yes mam Zelda. Ja: Where was I? A: forget it. Zelda: YEAH!!! Link, where is that sandwich!
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Post by Kora on Mar 21, 2005 21:58:05 GMT -5
Mouse: No no! Merry, you're PLUGGED in....that means nothing is real. When you're unplugged than everythings real!
Boba: ...Wha?
Rat: Whoa! I just realized your names Mouse!
Mouse: ...
Rat: AWESOME!
Mouse: ...
Bill: This is most confusing
Ted: Yeah.
Bill and Ted: EXCELLENT! *guitar thing*
Darth Vader: *breathing noise*
Boba: Umm...do you really have to put that? I mean, he does it all the time.
KT: Shush! It must be dramatic!
Rat: Must have computer!
KT: Mine! Hey! Didn't I tell you to leave?!
Rat: Yeah.
Mouse: No! Stay! That way I won't be called a rat anymore!
KT: *glares*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 28, 2005 13:54:16 GMT -5
Cy: *grabs the drama* thank you, i need some of this for flashbacks. Nate the Clone: none of this is real?! I knew it!!! Blasted unreal dashtas. Cy: that was nonunderstadable. Nate: 100 percent. Jango: good clone. Kit: and why don't i get a smily? Cy:... EW: *scratches ear* Cy: i saw the mailbox!! FEAR IT! Zam Wesell: murishani slimo. Jango: dead girl!! Obi-wan: dead alien! *hot shield* DM: death can't stop the doom. Cy: ...*punt* DYE THE DARK SIDE!
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Post by Kora on Mar 28, 2005 21:25:15 GMT -5
KT: Grrrrr. You keep using my guys. Boba: DADDY! *clears throat* I mean HAI DAD! KT: Whoa...scary... GASP! ELAN SHOULD GET A SMILEY! It is possible to get him too. Elan: Really? Lance: What about me?! KT: YOU DON'T EXIST FOR THE MILIONTH TIME! ...Ok...that looks a little-- Elan: WHAT?! That ain't me! KT: ? ELan: *glares* Ted: EXCELLENT! *guitar thing* KT: OK PERSON IN CHARGE! WE NEED A KIT SMILEY AND AN ELAN SMILEY! Lance: AND A LANCE SMILEY! KT: Lance: ?
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Post by Spazzy on Mar 28, 2005 22:41:12 GMT -5
Spaz--Well, it has been a long time since I have been in here..
Cher--Yea right..
Spaz-- I have to *zip* though..
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Post by Kora on Mar 30, 2005 23:16:25 GMT -5
KT: Elan! Elan: What? KT: Nothing. I'm just so overly excited....MAYBE more excited than Elijah sending me a piece of glass for Valentine's Day. Lance: ... Mouse: Need matrixy smileys KT: *sings with Cy* The Matrixy tag board. EW: I sent you a piece of glass? KT: Kinda... Boba: Look! It's meeeeee! Ted: I'm Darth Ted! Bill: Oh yeah? Well, I'm Luke Bill and you're not my father! No! KT: AAAH! NO! Go away! Rat: Heehee! KT: AAAH! *flees*
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Apr 4, 2005 23:51:42 GMT -5
Pippin: Lets play with our action figures!!! Merry: Ok! Zelda: Me too! Pippin: So Frodo is walking along Merry: Skiping...he's skiping! Pippin: Ok he's skiping *skips Frodo across floor* Zelda: And Linky Winky comes along Aragorn: He looks like Legolas. Merry: Maybe there cousins? Pippin: Cool! Then legolas jumps from a tree and hugs his long lost cousin Link! JA: What the??
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Post by Kora on Apr 5, 2005 20:26:20 GMT -5
KT: Whoa. EW: Ha! He looks like me! Boba: KT, it's not so bad not being able to walk. I lost a leg ya know! KT: Ummmmmm....yeah *looks to see if there's any new smileys* AAAAWWWWW! THAT'S SOOOO CUTE! --Whoa... CRAWL AWAY! CRAWL AWAY! *glares* JEDI PROTECTOR! CARRY ME! Ted: Sure thing, fictional babe! KT: Ummmm...CRAWL AWAY! CRAWL AWAY! Elan: HAHA!
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Post by SilverSergyon13 on Apr 8, 2005 9:59:07 GMT -5
Dak: Hey look! A butterfly! *points to butterfly* Zim: Nooooo!!! Not a butterfly!! They are in league with the BEES!!!! Jack: Don't worry, mate. I've got it handled. *shakes jar*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 10, 2005 9:28:45 GMT -5
Cy: crawl away! LOL! Get Jason to carry you. Kit: NO SMILY! *frown* Jango: *gasp* SON! So how was Tatooine? Nate the Clone: *begins reading technical stats for Tatooin out of thin air* Cy: think of Tatooine! Luke: the clones are insane... Zam: *jumping up and down* look! look! He's not smiling! Obi: dead girl bouncing! ?
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Post by Puya89 on Apr 13, 2005 16:18:53 GMT -5
Smeagol: *sound effect*
Boba: Yes, you may color Link's hat.
SMeagol: AAH! Not F2 or F1 I mean!
Gollum: It's coming!
Smeagol: WOOHOO! Link in techno color!
flash back! flash back!
Talon: Zzzzzzz...
SMeagol: BACON!
Talon: AAH!
Cuccos: *cluck*
Neo: *cluck* What? I am the ONE!
cuccos, confused: *cluck*?
Sedge: Hey, mate.
SCCP dude: CANON CROSSING! *klaxons*
Gollum: THWAK
Sedge: hey mates, i got out of the continuum.
Smeagol: AUSSIE! AAAAAHH! HE CAN TELEPORT!!!!!!!!!!
Sedge: so? *teleports*
Gollum: GASP! Where'd hge go?
Boba: that was a BAD line.
Gollum: i know.
Sedge,m from other sid eof room: Hey, mates.
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Post by MFB on Apr 14, 2005 18:16:39 GMT -5
Count Douku: I will now monolouge... Faramir: NAZGUL!!!!!! Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprencice. Gandalf: I AM NOT OLD! Treebeard: Hmmm...young Master Gandalf...I'm...glad you have come. Gandalf: Count Douku: Do not interupt my monolouging! *THUD!*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Apr 14, 2005 18:32:35 GMT -5
Cy: monologueing! Yess! Muaha...the asylum is open to...
MY ARMY OF FREMEN!!
army: waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater....
Luke:...that's pathetic.
Cy: Muahaha!!!! HAAA!!
Fremen: *blink* Beware the second moon...
Kit: but there;s only one on this planet.
Cy: so?! MUAHA!
Paul: MY FREMEN! *thwak*
Cy, stunned:...Hai.
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Post by Kora on Apr 15, 2005 12:40:54 GMT -5
Lance: There's four on my planet.
Koradae: Ok...YOUR planet?
Lance: Well--
Koradae: I'm the princess of YOUR planet! How can you call it YOUR planet?
Lance: sigh...
Boba: It doesn't metter whos planet it is! It's just a random planet!
Lance: Yeah! ...No.
Boba: Oh.
Koraty: I like his planet...
KT: AAAAAH! ALTER EGOS!!! RUN--er...CRAWL AWAY!!! CRAWL AWAY!
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Adui
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Post by Adui on Apr 16, 2005 0:36:21 GMT -5
dax: WHAT is this!!!
THE: doom
Cy: my Fremen army...muahaha...watch out for that dude with the funny name.
Sauron: honey is much better then cake!!! *crwls away*
THE: HUMAN WORM BABIES! UNITE IN YOUR LACK OF SLEEPING!
CY: theres a book called soup!!!!!'
Jak:...what strange, strage beings.
Cy; soup is for...hunting...*mumbles*
THE: eat ing
dax: *raised eyebrows* i want some soup...
dannik: myn! all myn!
Cy:...that was...that was. Go back to Kamino, Dannik. WHA! PLOT POINT! Shhh. I never said anything.
Jak: you said plot pont.
Dannik: *wanders off*
THE: LEAVE IT as a plot pont!
dax: its a plant of plot
Cy:..oh yeah!? THE: its a "V"
CY: well, over with the obvious...
THE: LEAVE ITTHE: LEAVE ITTHE: LEAVE ITvvTHE: LEAVE ITTHE: LEAVE ITvvvv *my pastepastepastepastepasteing*
dax: the 'v's are nice the way they are
Jak: *blank stare*
Fremen: mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...
Cy: oops. wait untill Pixar gets a hear of this.
THE: *gaspeth* *pause* My doom and ameobas!
Cy: No TPM for me! I might pine away! I might fall into little pieces of data! You'd like that, wouldn;t you?
THE: *whistels*
dax: im the orange lightning! no weeping! no little pixles!
Cy: so you've got them answering to whistles now?! *whistels*
Jak: *blank stare*
Cy: grr...
Jak: can i get my car back?
THE: plays with little pixles and the trademark stare
Cy: *whines* You would play with my pixels? Cruelty to co-authors! Here, Fremen and bodyguards and such! This day we FYGHT!
THE: here my doom and ameobas! wield my missing spoons ! HA!
Cy: but i have the Fremen, and the Jedi, and teh Matrix-y substance! TEH AMTRIX!
THE: GET RID OF THE SPACE! i will win!
Cy: But the space, it emfolds our planet!
X: spoonswi
Jak: Who is this X?
Cy: X-wings? We have some of those too, you know.
X: who is the Z i ask! no X-wing am i!!!
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