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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Apr 22, 2005 1:17:09 GMT -5
*got lost to where was posting*
JA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Merry: Should we wake her?
Pippin: We might get fired..............Aragorn?
Aragorn:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Merry: um...Zelda?
Zelda*tickeling Link* Go away! I'm busy! GOTCHA!
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Post by Kora on Apr 27, 2005 14:10:18 GMT -5
KT: EEKUMS! Poor, poor Linky Winky.
Elan: Yeah! I mean, you're going insane! He's probably scared to death!
KT: I meant Zel--HEY!
Mouse: Ok, Link is real just like Bugs Bunny. Ok?!
KT: GASP! YAY!
Lance: ...?
KT: WHOOPS! I thought this was the co-author corner! IT'S THE ASYLUM! YAY! I CAN GO INSANE! *insane laughter only not really 'cause SHE is in the library*
EW: Riiiiight
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Post by Cy Skywalker on May 5, 2005 17:36:01 GMT -5
Cy drops some insanity into the library, which cumbusts (the insanity, not the library) and becomes some little orbiting yellow birdies. Boba walks by and waves to the Plot.
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on May 7, 2005 0:44:35 GMT -5
Ja: and in you go! *push* Var: What did I do, What is this place? JA: I'm tired of the mushy stuff, you'll stay here till...um......someone gets you out! *slamsdoor* Var:................ Merry: Pippin: Aragorn: All three: WELCOME!!! Zelda: Hey you forgot me!!! Pippin: you dont have a smilie!!! ;D Var: Look!!! Whahahha! little guys to chase!!!!! M&P: AHHHHHHH*zipiths*
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Post by MFB on May 7, 2005 17:35:48 GMT -5
Cy drops some insanity into the library, which cumbusts (the insanity, not the library) and becomes some little orbiting yellow birdies. Boba walks by and waves to the Plot. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That must be one of the greatest pieces of randomness on the whole dang site...SPONTAINIOUS COMBUSTION! lol.ololololol...THE "."! IT ATTACKED! *thud* Some guy: ...shut up. Hey! It's a girl: Hey! I'm a girl! MFB: If there is no spoon...does that mean there are no saber spoons? *dyes green from spontainious thinking*
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Post by Predator: Lou-dte kalei on May 7, 2005 23:26:34 GMT -5
Spontanious conbustion....hmmmm *comtemplates usefullness*
Predator: Zim wake up! *pokes him*
Zim: I was not sleeping! There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate it!
Predator: (disgusted) All beings cannot be this idiotic, no, I mean seriously, they can't can they?
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Post by Kora on May 8, 2005 11:24:16 GMT -5
KT: **whispers with insanity...almost like the creepy hugs* Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link!
Lance: *THWAK*
KT: Thank you...again.
EW: *scratches ear*
KT: GASP! I KNOW EW! LOOP!
EW: You do?
KT: ...YES!!!!
EW: *scratches ear*
Mouse: It's only an illusion of the Matrixy plot control...thing...
Elan: ...?
Ted: Dude...
Boba: I smell insanity!!!
KT: You smell yourself!
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Post by Cy Skywalker on May 8, 2005 11:52:14 GMT -5
Cy: spontanous thinking! More dangerous than spontaneous combustion and not half so hard to spell! *pokes Zim* wakey wakey Irken invader.
Lucas: Happy birthday to me...
Kit: not yet! *grins*
Cy: HAI!
Luke: oh my...deja vu
Cy: WHERE?!? NEVER!! ATTACK!
(the Fremen go after the deja vu, which combusts not quite spontanously but more improbably.)
Paul: MY ARMY!
Cy: MY WRATH!
Marvin: quit shouting, please! It just makes me depressed. Nonlogical biological beings...
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on May 11, 2005 23:25:45 GMT -5
Zelda: where is Link? I need my slippers? - havnt seen him me either. Look Merry! we can be on here w/o typing our names!!! - cool!! Me too! and look *smooches* JA: ick! not in front of everyone dear! Zelda: .............ohhh I know....... LOOK! there he is!!! Link Slippers now!
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Post by Kora on May 12, 2005 21:15:19 GMT -5
KT Whoa! Lucas' b-day?! AWESOMENESS!
Lance: Who's this Lucas guy?
Elan: He got rid of my ears...
EW: *scratches ear* Dude, that's sick.
Ted: Lucas is a sick dude!
MD: He's not that bad, mate.
KT: ....Is so he--
Lance: *THWAK* No spoilers!
KT: ...Thank you?
Boba: Dang!
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on May 20, 2005 23:39:27 GMT -5
JA: ho hum..*sigh* Var: Let me out!! *bangbangbang* Merry: Lets plasy w/ our SW action figures!!! Pippin: Ok yea!!! Merry: "You were the chosen one!" Pippin: "Um...I dont know what I say.....(scrfahches head) oo..." *ahem* "I was? How come I'm not any more?" Merry: "uh.........I dunno...havent seen it yet.." *sabers* Pippin : Ok...*sabers* Aragorn: I wanna play too! M &P : ok! Aragorn: "Lost a planet master Obi-wan has..how embaresing..... Merry: "Hey!!" Pippin: LOL! JA: *sigh* They never grow up do thay? Var: LET ME OUT!!! *Sabers door* Ja: uh oh.............
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Post by Kora on May 22, 2005 19:53:36 GMT -5
Kora: I didn't get to hear that whole thing "You were the chosen one." I did read it though. ;D
Kora's mom: Who's that?
Kora: Jaina Solo?
Kora's mom: But who is she?
Kora: Leia's daughter?
Kora's mom: How do ya know she really looks like that?
Kora: Um...That's not a real person...
Kora's mom: *gasp* EEEEEEWWWW!! I thought it was a real person! *runs away*
EW: Wow...*scratches ear* That was weird.
Grievous: Muahahahahahahahaa--*coughs* haha
Mace Windu: DYE!
Kora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Grievous: *dyes purple*
Kora: Ooh! Yay! He's not shiny and silver like a spoon any more!
Anakin: MUAHAHAHAHAA! I GO DARK SIDE!
Kora: DORK! Dork side Annie.
Anakin: NO! Don't call me Annie! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: *force lightning*
Grievous: Purple...of all colors...grrrrr--*coughs*
Kora: Anakin, why are you here in my post?! GO AWAY! *kcik*
Anakin: but but--*poof*
Darth Vader: Haha! *points*
Ghost: wahha! I'm in the matrix!
Mouse: Dude! ...Do I know you?
Ghost: I have no idea...
Kora: *sudden gasp of panic* I FORGOT THE ELAN PICTURE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kir Kanos: It's ok.
Kora: EW! You're old and moldy on google!!
Kir Kanos: I thought google was bad...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on May 26, 2005 19:19:52 GMT -5
Cy: You Googled him!? LOL! Greivous: You are doomed...*coughcough* Luke: bless you. D. Maul, menacingly: if only you knew... Cy: EEP! Luke: PUN! Ha! defeated by a pun! *irritated by the pun, Maul goes back to Washington* Greivous: So you'll have to fight over me, won't you, Haa, *cough* Cy: No not really, as I am putting this purple and shiny-and-silver-like-the-twins bow on your head and giving you as a present to Kora. Grievous: NOOO! *cough* That's impossible!! Kit: *grins* Happy Empire Day. Cy, glancing at Kit: *shudder* Action figures! Yess! Cy: aw man...we really need more cool smilies...here Boga! Boga: HOOONNK! *Meanwhile, back on the kitchen table, Obi goes flying, propelled by a cake slicer*
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Post by Kora on May 29, 2005 21:22:19 GMT -5
Kora: Empire day! WOOHOO! -*ghfus GHrievous* I always wanted a droid/....alien thing? with a bow on his head! THANKS CY!!!
Grievous: NOOOOOOOOO--*cough*
Koera: Yes, I googled him....
Kir Kanos: I'm not old and moldy!
RckyL*makes donald duck noises* *bur ps* No/ NO/oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kora: *loaughs to hasr to typee right*
Prince Xizor: Hai!
Kora: WHOA! *stasres*
Rocky: WHo? O my gosh. Wanna buy some pens?
Kora: *takes pen and tosses it*
Rocky: You look like the bnlak and white knight at mideval times
Kora: THE BLACK KNIGHTS ALWAYS TRIUMPH! Ok, back to the REAL asylum, meaning Rocky leaves. *kick*
Rocky: Huh?
Lance: Who's this Prince Xizor guy and where'd HE COME FROM?!
Rocky: Wanna buy some MORE pens? *slaps stupid black and white knight for throwing the pen again*
Kora: *clickys because of qwe too muascb chows*
Rocky: What language are you speaking?"
Kora: NO! CLICKY!!
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Post by Cy Skywalker on May 30, 2005 7:50:38 GMT -5
Cy: LOL! myslelling vyrus got youssaa! Boga: HOONNK! Luke: Erm, what am i supposed to be feeding this thing? Boga: HOONNNK! DM: I think it likes fish. Kit: What?! Cy: SHOO! *punt* Blasted comic books think they give footholds in reality but NO... Boga: HOONNK! Luke: what does that mean? Help! Malakili, fresh from RotJ: *sniff* this is an Utapauan vanadactyl...it eats jusha leaves. Cy: really? Luke: really? Kit: that's a relief. Malakili: yes, hmm, it....wait a sec! You're that guy that killed my rancor! GRR! *blaster* Luke: It was going to EAT ME! *whines* Ehm, you worked for an evil crime lord. That puts you under section 1138 of the CanonCrossers code; beings evil in canon or minions of evil in canon must not in RL or Asylums wreack vengeance on canonical enemies'...but if you really want to fight me... Malakili: no that's ok. I'll go back to being a minion. *zip* Boga: HOONNKK!
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Post by Eternaldarkness on May 30, 2005 10:46:26 GMT -5
ED-Well I will be safe in here until DV wakes up
DV- *yelling in the background*
ED- Umm, well that is my quew to run and hide somewhere else!
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Post by Puya89 on May 30, 2005 11:17:24 GMT -5
Gollum:so you tink to subdue the mispelling vyrus by abbreviation! IT MEVER WORKS! SEE?!
Neo: Clyuckk!
SMeagol: ummm. I can tpe UM!
Wedge: I'm alive...HAHA! So there/. AAnd I have fangirls.
Gollym: WHAT?!
Smeagol: You're imagining things.
Wedge: NO! zI saw them...
Gollhym: *pointing and laughing* a Z!
SMeagol: Weirdos with outna cause that can't type.
G0llym: That's uz.
Wedge: I have a cause! I'm aREBEL!
SMeagol: A coward rebel scum that always RUBNS WAWAY! GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
wEDGE: i think i need a protocol droid...maybe i can borrow that new one from Mr. Organa...
Bail: It's SENATOR Organa.
Wedge: but you said the republic is corrupt and...
Bail: SILENCE!
3PO: uhm..hello, i am...I can't remember! OH MY!
Smeagol: I don't even know who these random SW people ARE! YAY! ONE SENTENCE RIGHT!!
Wedge: I am the worlds-famous WEDGE ANITTLLES...
Smeagol: just the world?
Gollym: THE WOLD!
Bail: I am, apparently, a random rebel scum.
Wedge: no...wait...there's some confusion. I'M the rebel scum.
Bail: only on the public face...i mean YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
3PO: don't meess with him! He wipes minds*shift*1x
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Post by Kora on Jul 2, 2005 19:54:18 GMT -5
Kora: GRIEVOUS! GRIEVOUS! GRIEVOUS! GRIEVOUS! GRIEVOUS! GRIEVOUS!
*The Phantom randomly appears swooshing his cape dramatically)
Kora: *stares* GASP! PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM!
Grievous: Can I thwak her?
Lance: No, that's my job.......*THWAK*
Kora: thank you!
Maggie from Zelda;WW: TROO DI DOO DI LOO LA LAAAAAAAA!!!
Erik a.k.ak Phantom: You BOTH sing terrible, go away.
Kora: *is running out of random things*
Ted: So does that mean you're running from randomness, dude?
Kora: ....Why would I do that if randomness is basically THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD?!
Ted: I don't know, dude!
Kora: MASQUERADE! *hums phantom music*
Erik: MY theme song! *thwak*
Lance: NOOOOOO! *lightsaber*
*fuzz*
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Post by Jedi Arwen ~ Protector of Life on Jul 7, 2005 20:19:56 GMT -5
JA: My Co-A's ran away......................"Oh Where are my Co -Authors...Oh Where are my co authors...oh where, oh where, oh whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........."
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Post by Kora on Jul 8, 2005 20:16:22 GMT -5
Creedy: Americans! RUN AWAY!
Kora: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Creedy: EEEK!
Kuzco: *screams* YOU TURNED ME INTO A LLAMA!
Erik: What just happened?
Rocky: Who's Erik?
Kora: THE PHANTOM!
Kuzco: Yes, AND THEN YOU KIDNAPPED ME!
Rocky: The Phantom of the Menace or the Phantom of the Opera?
Kora: ....Is there an Erik in ANY Star Wars?! NO!
Grievous: Things are getting creepy.
Creedy: That's because THERE ARE AMERICANS HERE!
Creepy: But I'm here too.
Rocky: Erik's his real name?
Kora, Erik, Elan, Lance, Grievous, and EW: YES!!
Rocky: How come it doesn't tell you that in the movie?
Erik: I was in a movie?
Kora: 'Cause movies are TUPID!
Kuzco: *whines* Llama face! *slaps self* *screams*
Boba: Chows! COMPLETE CHOWS!
Rocky: COWS!
Kora: CUCCOS!
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