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Post by Puya89 on Feb 16, 2005 16:22:43 GMT -5
Sentinel: *click*
Gollum: it is sshiny...our precious...
That guy from Veggietales who worships the pond scum: Oh mighty pond scum you are powerful and...s...scrummy...
Yoda: sense a disturbance in the Matrix i do
Smeagol: there's a Smith in Zelda..
Gollum: Link's grandfather is a Smith...the Oracle's mother is a Smith....THEY'RE ALL RELATED!!
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Post by Kora on Feb 17, 2005 21:38:54 GMT -5
KT: HEEHEE! I'M INSANE!!!
Rocky: HEE I'M INSANE! OH! ...I'm starvin...Are you starvin? *imitaes another person* I'm starvin too!
Larry: Wether wether wether wether wether you like it or not! HOMOPHONES! HOMOPHONES!
KT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Larry: It was the biggest bluest brightest, tightest--
KT: AAAH! STOP! You go so fast I don't know the rest of them!
Larry: MOST AMAZING ADJECTIVE I've ever seen!
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 19, 2005 15:08:50 GMT -5
Kit: ;D
Cy: ooh...adjectives...
The Oracle: have a cookie. Don't worry about the x-wing. And whatever you do don't tell that chicken he's not really the One.
Cy: THE X-WING?! NO!!!
Frodo: I am the One.
Morndakiel: Sorry ootmian, wrong canon. *shove*
Andromeda: PWAWK!
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Post by Puya89 on Feb 20, 2005 12:59:27 GMT -5
Sentinel: 0111011100001101010100011
Gollum: BASIC! WOOHOO!
Smeagol: Whooooaaaa weird!
Gollum: now availible in "oooooh".
Hot pink Darth Maul: Join me, Luke! Together we can rule the galaxy as…Master’s master killer and…killer of master’s master.
Gollum: that doesn't make sense at all! And don't tell me I didn't warn you...us....me....?
Smeagol: You're confusing.
Gollum: thank you.
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Post by Kora on Feb 20, 2005 20:00:14 GMT -5
Kora: HA! He's hot pink! Heehee!
"EW: isn’t that what they put people in insane asylums for? Hey dude, you have no ears...
Elan: thank you.
EW: *scratches ear* that’s really weird...
Elan: well there was this dude called Lucas, and..."
"Boba: someone’s had to many death sticks.
EW: what’s a death stick?"
Matt Doran: *THUD*
Kora: GASP! *stares*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 21, 2005 8:53:03 GMT -5
Kit: YAY! Transposition!
Luke: oh no.
""Boba Fett: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
Kora: NO! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
Boba: what??
Elan: what???
Kora: what???
S: WHAT?! No, the question is WHO! Who??
Boba: ME!
S: what??? *** Anakin: my name is spelled wrong?! What kind of computer is this? I may just go to the dark side because of this...
Boba: you do that.
Hayden: o! The Darth Vader helmet! YES!
Mouse: computer? We all live within the computer. It is our master...
EW: *sings* we all live in a yellow computer screen...
Hayden: you act better than you sing.
Lance: well really...
Hayden: THE HELMET! Minemineminemine""
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Post by Kora on Feb 21, 2005 12:36:58 GMT -5
Kora: HEY! USE YOUR OWN HOT GUYS! That's what I wrote it for!
Elan: wanna buy some–<br> Mouse: NO! IT IS A CONSPIRACY! ACTIVATE THE HOT SHIELD!!
Boba: what???
EW: ...is this the insane asylum?
Kora: HAHA! --Kinda...
Elan: wanna buy some death sticks? Toby; HOLLYWOOD! I knows that place well. Spider-man: Gotham City? I mean...wrong superhero... Batman: New York?
Kora: Eeeww! Batman ai't hot! *kick*
EW: What'd you say?
Random batman fangirl: HE IS TOO!
Boba: NO! More insanity!
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 21, 2005 12:49:58 GMT -5
Cy: well then, I won't steal insanity at all...
DM: HOT PINK!!
fasion dude from The INcredables: in fact it matches the tan of your horns, but i would get rid of the black and go red or something...
DM: *PUNT*
Football coach: nice punt.
DM: *punt* *flees*
Cy: WOOT! I knew there was a way to get rid of him.
Vader: join me, it is your DENSITY...
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Post by Morndakiél on Feb 21, 2005 13:05:03 GMT -5
Morndakiel: hey the Sith are mine! Don't make me go Kokiri....
emperor: it is your destiny...
cypher: but it's a fake destiny.
Morndakiel: o well. It still tastes like steak.
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Post by Kora on Feb 21, 2005 22:30:46 GMT -5
Kora: EEEWW! CYPHER! LEAVE! I DON'T LIKE YOU! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOUSE DIES!!
Mouse: No way!
Kora: Oops...
Boba: ya know you guys look very similar...I mean besides the ears...
Elan: ...yeah...YOU A CLONE?!?
Mouse: a what?!?
Boba: POWER TO THE CLONES!
EW: wow...right...
Elan: wanna buy some death sticks?
MD: aye, mate, what’s a death stick?
Mouse; kinda like chicken...
Kora: *whispers* whoa...he's talking to himself! No more death sticks Elan!
Elan: Woops! *zips*
Kora: NOOOOOOOO! Chows...complete chows...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 22, 2005 18:20:56 GMT -5
Cy: urgh...stupid Cypher...it's like a mechanical ZZZHHHHHTTT...don't even have to get your eyes turned yellow. ;D
Jar Jar: Reality? Meessa HATES that!
Cy: *blank stare*
Qui-gon: *punt*
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Post by Kora on Feb 22, 2005 20:50:47 GMT -5
Rocky: KT, ....what does chows mean?
Kora: LOL! Chaos. HEY!--Oh...that's right...this is random people...Ok! You're allowed!
Rocky: What?!
Mouse: ACTIVATE HOT SHIELD!!
Elan: HOT SHIELD!
Boba: HOT SHIELD!
KT: Boba Fett doesn’t have a hot shield...
Fett fangirl: YES HE DOES!
Mouse: computer? We all live within the computer. It is our master...
EW: we all live in a yellow computer screen...
Hayden: you act better than you sing.
Lance: well really...
Kora: *stares*
Rocky: ...Ok then...
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Post by Puya89 on Feb 23, 2005 17:20:04 GMT -5
Neo: *goes insane*
Gollum: ok, he can come in here now...
Mas Amedda: Umm...I'M A SENATOR!
Smeagol: Eeeeeewwww!
Gollum: no! Politics! RUN AND PANIC!
Borsk Fey'lya: i'm a senator too, and I say you're opinions STINK
Plo Koon: *breathe* I'm a Jedi and I say BE QUIET!
Gollum: Jedi...ooohh...
Smeagol: ahhhhh
Mas Amedda: well i LIKE my opinions, and I'm blue like the song, so THERE!
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Post by Kora on Feb 25, 2005 12:38:53 GMT -5
KT: It's a paradox
Tank: There are no paradoxes!
KT: Whoa! AWESOME!
Lance: THe matrix is a pair o' ducks!
KT: ...Do you even know what a duck is?
Lance: Of course!
KT: COOL!
Boba: When are you gonna let me outta here?
KT: NEVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Boba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Tank: It's a paradox! No wait...there are none...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Feb 26, 2005 13:49:54 GMT -5
Biggs: what's a duck? Me and Luke had a debate about this once...i still think it's a kind of toothpick.
Krioni: DEPRESSION! *thwak*
Cy: i knew we needed some angels around here. ;D
Krioni: thank you.
Cy: now you're stuck so...*flees*
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Post by Kora on Mar 1, 2005 22:02:09 GMT -5
KT: *hums empire music*
Lance: *sings* We all gotta shut up anew!
KT: *stares* Wow! What a beautiful voice.
Boba: LOOOKY! I'm in A New Hope!
KT: IN SPANISH! MUAHAHAHAA!
Boba: ...You watched it in Spanish that long?!
KT: Oh! lol. No...couldn't take it anymore when Luke started talkin to uh...what's their faces...--I GOT TO SEE ELAN TODAY! WOOHOO! "Wanna buy some death sticks?"
Elan: UH! ...No...
Darth Vador: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
KT: AAH! NO! HOT GUYS ONLY IN MY POSTS! *kick*
Darth Vador: *Force choke*
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
KT: PG!
Lance: *activates lightsaber* DYE!
EW: PG!
Lance: But--
MD: PG!
Lance: Dang.
Darth Vador: *poof*
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 3, 2005 18:51:47 GMT -5
Luke: father....NOOO!!
Kit: not the pit! and the pirates!
pirates: we are the pirates...
Cy: no! no singing or spazzing or going insane!! Except for me. I can sing "the Matrix-y tag board." though i watched Matrix II today and don't get the end at all...
Architect: it all has to do with a negative probabbility built into the substance of the Matrix. Ergo, you're all going to die.
Cy: O! i get it now.
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Post by Kora on Mar 3, 2005 21:25:00 GMT -5
KT: *points and laughs at Kit*
Elan: HAHA! *points*
Mouse: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE?!
EW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Obi-wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Dozer: NOOO!!
MD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
KT: Stop with the nos!
Tank: NOOOOOOO!!
Boba: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
KT: STOP!!
EW: ...Oh fine.
Boba: NO!
Darth Vader: AHAHAHAA!
KT: HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU! Only hot guys in my posts in the asylum!!!
Vader fan girl: HE IS!
KT: Whoa! There's actually Vader fan girls?! HEY! I CAN SPELL HIS NAME NOW! WOOHOO! ...I think... And hey! You're not allowed to have more than one a at the end of your laugh!
Vader: Why not?
KT: BECAUSE!
Mouse: The word "because" will bring doom upon us all.
Boba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vader: It'll be ok, son!
KT: Oh my...
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Post by Cy Skywalker on Mar 5, 2005 12:55:12 GMT -5
Cy: wo'hah!
Luke: father...ermp...
Neo: They're selling my coat for 457 in English money! What gives?! *television screens pop up* NOT AGAIN!
John Rezyznik: monochrome delerious
Cy: i think the Architect got him. And the vyrus to, but that's because it follows me around...
Jango: SON! My head deservs more that your tears on it! *yells in Mandalorian*
Luke: wow, famliy reunions all over.
Neo: *sniff* my family doesn't exist...
Aragorn: and that was my 88th birthday.
Cy: and we thought Neo and Mark Hamill were old! UGH! Blasted EEs.
Kit: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
random pirate: *tosses skin moisturizer into hole*
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Post by Kora on Mar 5, 2005 22:41:30 GMT -5
KT: Family reunions?! AAH! RUN AWAY!
Ted: Excellent, dude!
KT: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Boba: AAH! Father! I thought you dyed!
Ted: Hey, Neo dude! You look just like me! Whoa! Are we brothers, dude?
KT: Umm...he just said his family doesn't exist.
Ted: EXCELLENT!
KT: *hits head with keyboard*
Ted: Where's Bill, dude?
KT: He's...well...I guess he's cute in a...odd kind of way...
Bill and Ted: EXCELLENT! *guitar thing*
KT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Boba: HAHA! You're suffering in your own creation! MUAHAHAHAAA!
Lance: I shall protect you! *actiavates lightsaber*
KT: Chows...complete chows...
Ted: Dude, what does chows mean?
Boba: Must get out!
KT: NO!
Ted: Who was Noah's wife?
KT: ...LOL
Bill: Definitely not Joan of Arc, dude.
Darth Vader: *Force grip*
KT: PG!
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*fuzz*
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